OT: A new explosive STD emerges

grinningmule

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Is it an off shoot of the monkey pox or a new form of buttonic plague?

 

Seinfeld

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Welp, I guess we now know what the “mystery illness” was at the Old Waverly women’s golf tournament

 

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Dawg Raid

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How bout keep that thing in your pocket till your married

 

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Shmuley

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Mar 6, 2008

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Dawg Raid said:

How bout keep that thing on your pocket till your married

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"in"

"you're"

 

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CochiseCowbell

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Oct 29, 2012

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Shmuley said:

"in"

"you're"

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"til"

Or I guess this could be his statement on marriage as a cash till.

 

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mstateglfr

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Dawg Raid said:

How bout keep that thing on your pocket till your married

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Dawg Raid

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Shmuley said:

"in"

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In was wrong, your was correct. Still

 

PBRME

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Dawg Raid said:

In was wrong, your was correct. Still

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HailStout

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Jan 4, 2020

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Dawg Raid said:

How bout keep that thing in your pocket till your married

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Yes, because marriage legendarily leads to that happening nonstop

 

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ckDOG

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Dec 11, 2007

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I thought we already knew about pinkeye?

 

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DoggieDaddy13

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HailStout said:

Yes, because marriage legendarily leads to that happening nonstop

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Lamont: "Rollo, how come you never got married?"

Rollo: "What!? And give up sex!?!"

 

dawgman42

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ckDOG said:

I thought we already knew about pinkeye?

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Now we have stinkeye.

 

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FactCheckerBot

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Dawg Raid said:

How bout keep that thing in your pocket till your married

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Fact:

Then pull it out for two years max and then it goes back in your pocket.

Maybe explosive diarrhea is worth it.

 

jethreauxdawg

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FactCheckerBot said:

Fact:

Then pull it out for two years max and then it goes back in your pocket.

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fact:
Results may vary.

 

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