Bye Week Haiku Thread

RU Cheese · Oct 8, 2026

Gary's a bad coach
A bad bad bad bad bad coach
He should be fired

Knight Shift · Oct 8, 2026

If Haikus could fund
Fieldhouses and NIL
We would win it all

willisneverrana43 · Oct 8, 2026

Knight Shift said:
One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Opponents?-Fans fear
Rutgers is football wasteland
We are all wasted

Phew, that was easy
Have too many distractions
Must learn: Chop Haiku

It's just how life goes
Before you even know it
Voila!--your post's fixed

NewJerseyGuy · Oct 8, 2026

“Win championships.”

He pretended it was true.

When truth is UMass.

Haiku575 · Oct 8, 2026

RU Cheese said:
Gary's a bad coach
A bad bad bad bad bad coach
He should be fired

Bring on Mr. Slate
Or queue Trump for that matter
GARY....YOU'RE FIRED!

willisneverrana43 · Oct 8, 2026

Haiku575 said:
Bring on Mr. Slate
Or queue Trump for that matter
GARY....YOU'RE FIRED!

Haiku, not you too!
Why is this still happening?
Dear Lord, Lordy Lord!

Haiku575 · Oct 8, 2026

willisneverrana43 said:
Haiku, not you too!
Why is this still happening?
Dear Lord, Lordy Lord!

What can a fan do?
Let it play out? Trust "process"?
Pray for a Fieldhouse?

iReC89 · Oct 8, 2026

Knight Shift said:
One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Five seven five? Hmm
Is that five here with you now?
!

DJ Spanky · Oct 8, 2026

Knight Shift said:
One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

So "Five Seven FIVE!!!!!"
Does not have five syllables
Knight Shift fails again.

NewJerseyGuy · Oct 8, 2026

KnightShift faltering …

What the hell is going on?

Somehow, I blame Greg.

Knight Shift · Oct 9, 2026

NewJerseyGuy said:
KnightShift faltering …

What the hell is going on?

Somehow, I blame Greg.

Lost Haiku mojo
SHU Source started it
It is contagious

Like many others
I will never admit fault
It's way of world now

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Haiku Mack Daddy
Is back-how you like me now?
Dropping Haiku bombs

Section124 · Oct 9, 2026

This team is boring
Schiano will soon be fired
Gives hope for next year

Knight Shift · Oct 9, 2026

Time for Maryland
New Haiku thread coming up
Rutgers wins Haiku

NewJerseyGuy · Oct 9, 2026

Knight Shift said:
Lost Haiku mojo
SHU Source started it
It is contagious

Like many others
I will never admit fault
It's way of world now

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Haiku Mack Daddy
Is back-how you like me now?
Dropping Haiku bombs

“Never admit fault”

True for me in Haiku thread

But syllables sting.

DJ Spanky · Oct 9, 2026

Knight Shift said:
Haiku Mack Daddy
Is back-how you like me now?
Dropping Haiku bombs

Still a padawan
Much Haiku I sense in you
Must get count right hmmmmmmmm?

SHUSource · Oct 9, 2026

Knight Shift said:
Lost Haiku mojo
SHU Source started it
It is contagious

Like many others
I will never admit fault
It's way of world now

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Haiku Mack Daddy
Is back-how you like me now?
Dropping Haiku bombs

Such are the dangers
Of taking a gummy and
Posting from my bed

Was not my only
Faux pas that night; I also
Made an eBay bid

On a thing I don't
Even remember viewing
Sleepy fingers roam

Knight Shift · Oct 9, 2026

SHUSource said:
Such are the dangers
Of taking a gummy and
Posting from my bed

Was not my only
Faux pas that night; I also
Made an eBay bid

On a thing I don't
Even remember viewing
Sleepy fingers roam

Careful with gummies
Friend took gummies, fell, hit head
While in Korea

Woke in hospital
With Kim Jung Un spooning him
Sad situation

SandystonScarlet · Oct 9, 2026

The big difference
Is NIL, so says Al
Weirdest thread ever

Bye Week Haiku Thread

All-Conference

Heisman

All-American

Heisman

Freshman

All-American

Freshman

All-Conference

Heisman

Heisman

Heisman

Heisman

Heisman

Heisman

Heisman

All-Conference

Heisman

Sophomore