Bye Week Haiku Thread

Knight Shift · 2026-10-04T21:49:31-0500

Bye week-a respite
From the weekly misery
Is it Bye Bye, Greg?

SHUSource · 2026-10-05T08:59:24-0500

Send carboard boxes
To the Hale Center for Greg
He'll need them soon, right?

MrsScrew · 2026-10-05T09:31:05-0500

No sadness this week
We can find another team
to bring us some joy

AnonAmoose26 · 2026-10-05T09:49:46-0500

I will still tailgate.
Be in the Black Lot by noon!
Drink the pain away.

Doctor Worm · 2026-10-05T09:50:00-0500

We are one and four
Our quest is now nine and four
Impossible dream.

DJ Spanky · 2026-10-05T09:53:19-0500

Needed a respite
From four tailgates in five weeks
Does get exhausting.

Now have four weeks off
Come back rejuvenated
For Halloween game.

Knight Shift · 2026-10-05T09:53:30-0500

Doctor Worm said:
We are one and four
Our quest is now nine and four
Impossible dream.

Not impossible
Hard part of schedule is done
The rest are cupcakes

MrsScrew · 2026-10-05T10:04:26-0500

we are moving soon
finding new team to root for
the Fighting Camels

MrsScrew · 2026-10-05T10:21:52-0500

Knight Shift said:
Not impossible
Hard part of schedule is done
The rest are cupcakes

we can run table
p.s.u u.m. are bad
we've got it this year

Knight Shift · 2026-10-05T10:42:41-0500

MrsScrew said:
we are moving soon
finding new team to root for
the Fighting Camels

Just up I-Forty
You have Fighting Belichicks
Greg may be DC!

MrsScrew · 2026-10-05T11:05:24-0500

Knight Shift said:
Just up I-Forty
You have Fighting Belichicks
Greg may be DC!

thirty minutes more
but willing to try it out
new team interviews

Every throw from Rutgers Football Quarterbacks versus Indiana