FB: Auburn Staff member arrested Theft Trade secrets

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Pygmy Sasquatch

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Good god. it's Dwight Shrute

 

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davtay

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Pygmy Sasquatch said:

Good god. it's Dwight Shrute

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Beats. Bears. Battlestar Gallactica.

 

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I'm glad they arrested him while his crimes were rather innocuous. With that photo dude is already harming cats and working his way to full blown sociopath.

 

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OldScratchBlues

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Pygmy Sasquatch said:

Good god. it's Dwight Shrute

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Brilliant

 

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Pygmy Sasquatch said:

Good god. it's Dwight Shrute

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JASUN74

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Jeffery Dahmers twin

 

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phunterd

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Bowfreak. said:

I'm glad they arrested him while his crimes were rather innocuous. With that photo dude is already harming cats and working his way to full blown sociopath.

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I thought the same thing. Dude looks like a young BTK.

 

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M080470

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Football information theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of football programs suffer every year!

 

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Pygmy Sasquatch said:

Good god. it's Dwight Shrute

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He is just the assistant to the real Dwight Schrute.

 

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*Fox2Monk*

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What’s hilarious is like 10 of the schools sent the information to Auburns legal department and most of it they didn’t even consider confidential because he wasn’t even high up. They didn’t think he had access to real information that could get out lol. No idea what his plan was other than trying to sabotage them for getting fired. He’s not a great criminal.

 

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Pygmy Sasquatch said:

Good god. it's Dwight Shrute

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