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dawgstudent

Heisman

Apr 15, 2003

40,526

22,325

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #1

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Called3rdstrikedawg

All-Conference

May 7, 2016

2,427

2,051

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #2

Hey COMO folks! You bout to get SHOWED!

 

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jethreauxdawg

Heisman

Dec 20, 2010

11,885

17,159

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #3

Is this a conference game?

 

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DawgInThe256

All-Conference

Feb 18, 2011

1,572

1,407

83

• Sep 20, 2026

• #4

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah

 

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NotCadaver

Freshman

Feb 5, 2012

56

84

18

• Sep 20, 2026

• #5

It's hard to come up with slogans for non-SEC programs

 

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NotCadaver

Freshman

Feb 5, 2012

56

84

18

• Sep 20, 2026

• #6

For StrangeBrew:

"Shut up, Missouri! Or we'll pour....(it on)"

 

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MStateU

All-Conference

Nov 15, 2009

1,077

2,307

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #7

NotCadaver said:

For StrangeBrew:

"Shut up, Missouri! Or we'll pour....(it on)"

Click to expand...

Shut the 17 up or we will score again.

 

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Herbert Nenninger

All-Conference

Feb 9, 2019

851

1,265

93

• Sep 20, 2026

• #8

Cool, we haven’t had a Big 12 win in a while.

 

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57stratdawg

Heisman

Dec 1, 2004

148,699

24,566

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #9

It’s pronounced Miz-zour-REE

 

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Chesusdog

All-American

May 2, 2006

5,131

5,553

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #10

Dollywood>Branson

 

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Pars

All-Conference

Oct 11, 2015

1,715

2,528

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #11

Michael HARDY > Ahmed Hardy

 

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Lucifer Morningstar

All-Conference

Aug 30, 2022

2,470

3,684

113

• Sep 20, 2026

• #12

Welcome to Super KamarioCart. Better hope he doesn’t get a star.

 

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HotMop

All-American

May 8, 2006

8,591

7,348

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #13

This could be our best out of conference win this season!

 

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Jack Klompus.sixpack

All-Conference

Mar 6, 2021

922

1,345

93

• Sep 21, 2026

• #14

Welcome to the show.

 

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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

All-Conference

May 28, 2007

18,101

4,175

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #15

Not more of these Columbia 17ers

 

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G-Dawg

Sophomore

Sep 6, 2012

1,190

107

63

• Sep 21, 2026

• #16

COMO Steakhouse > COMO Missouri

 

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willi13

All-Conference

Sep 24, 2003

928

1,174

93

• Sep 21, 2026

• #17

We're collecting coins, mushrooms and stars

 

Dawgbite

Heisman

Nov 1, 2011

9,900

11,332

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #18

Who?

 

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Dawg Raid

All-Conference

Jun 14, 2021

731

1,278

92

• Sep 21, 2026

• #19

I went to the jerk store and they were fresh out of Eli’s

 

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o_Bud1991

Redshirt

Sep 6, 2024

18

17

3

• Sep 21, 2026

• #20

Missouri - Two B1G opponents in 1 year?

 

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cowbell88

All-Conference

Jan 11, 2009

3,369

1,098

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #21

Missouri- The red headed stepchild of the SEC.

Come take that beating!

 

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MSUDC11-2.0

Heisman

Sep 29, 2022

10,889

17,580

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #22

There aren’t any Z’s in the word Missouri, you idiiots

 

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bolddogge

All-Conference

Aug 23, 2012

1,173

1,393

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #23

Running up the score all 4 quarters.

 

ll Martain ll

Junior

Oct 5, 2014

372

285

63

• Sep 21, 2026

• #24

One Mississippi. Two Mississippi. Three Mississippi. Y'all know what comes next, right?

 

bolddogge

All-Conference

Aug 23, 2012

1,173

1,393

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #25

Pound that kitty

 

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dstatechamps

Sophomore

Oct 15, 2006

270

163

43

• Sep 21, 2026

• #26

Tigers?



Sorry. I'll show myself out.

 

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CascillaCountryClub

Senior

Jun 21, 2026

386

459

62

• Sep 21, 2026

• #27

I got nothing.

 

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STATEgrad04

Senior

Mar 3, 2008

784

860

93

• Sep 21, 2026

• #28

Columbia is known for coffee beans, not SEC football!

 

NWADawg

Senior

May 4, 2016

1,231

732

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #29

You know what COMO rhymes with ... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

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HumpDawgy

All-Conference

Apr 6, 2010

4,880

2,041

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #30

They say "Missouri loves company".

 

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ZombieKissinger

All-American

May 29, 2013

5,589

9,689

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #31

Drink Coffee, Not Witz

 

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MStateU

All-Conference

Nov 15, 2009

1,077

2,307

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #32

Eli Drinkwitz is a dork

 

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DerHntr

All-Conference

Sep 18, 2007

16,162

3,583

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #33

Try our K1-Cup to Cure Your Missouri

 

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The Cooterpoot

Heisman

Sep 29, 2022

7,435

13,035

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #34

Drinkwitz? How you gone Drinkwitz deez MSU nuts in your mouth?

 

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PBRME

All-American

Feb 12, 2004

11,398

5,488

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #35

Carpetbaggers not welcome

 

MagicDawg

Senior

Nov 11, 2010

1,001

975

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #36

Just take the L and say "They're GRRREAT!"

 

HailStout

Heisman

Jan 4, 2020

6,190

17,726

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #37

Texas A and M wasn’t worth the price

 

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Predestined

Senior

Dec 5, 2008

2,641

580

113

• Sep 21, 2026

• #38

You may have left Kansas bleeding, but you'll leave Mississippi, bleeding.

 

dirtclod

Redshirt

Sep 17, 2018

16

17

3

• Sep 21, 2026

• #39

One Billboard Inside Starkville, MS...
Our Drinks rock - yours sucks.

 

Bully'sBelle

Freshman

Aug 1, 2025

24

87

13

• Sep 21, 2026

• #40

First Tiger W of the season.