F/OT: Men’s Restroom Etiquette/Decorum Question…

Midnighter · 2026-09-19T19:59:59-0500

Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

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SleepyLion · 2026-09-19T20:14:02-0500

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

drunk... or lost a bet.

BobPSU92 · 2026-09-19T20:19:59-0500

Midnighter said:
a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing.

This is what we’re up against.

Nitt1300 · 2026-09-19T20:20:52-0500

private suite holders don't have problems like this

pony up

Warlerski · 2026-09-19T20:21:08-0500

3 possibilities:
1. New Trend
2. Drunk
3. Doesn't know what the zipper is for

Nitt1300 · 2026-09-19T20:23:00-0500

Warlerski said:
3 possibilities:
1. New Trend
2. Drunk
3. Doesn't know what the zipper is for

4. short willy

KingLando · 2026-09-19T20:25:20-0500

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Drunk

Nittering Nabob · 2026-09-19T20:32:20-0500

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

I’m going with he had no father figure growing up.

CVLion · 2026-09-19T20:36:15-0500

Oh boy. Sounds like our cocaine trafficking problem has moved along to full-on crack.

NittPicker · 2026-09-19T22:47:54-0500

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Sounds like a great father/son teaching moment. "Son, that's not the way it's done. Don't pay attention to that halfwit."

laKavosiey-st lion · 2026-09-19T23:12:37-0500

leinbacker · 2026-09-19T23:38:26-0500

op2 · 2026-09-20T00:01:36-0500

If he was singing too then it may have been Butters from South Park.

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Chumboshifko1 · 2026-09-20T01:45:11-0500

NittPicker said:
Sounds like a great father/son teaching moment. "Son, that's not the way it's done. Don't pay attention to that halfwit."

Shepdogg · 2026-09-20T03:41:08-0500

I only recall seeing it happen in elementary school in Puerto Rico once in 1983. Everybody laughed and not sure if he ever did it again. It was not me btw.

rudedude · 2026-09-20T07:03:52-0500

Was it George Costanza?

BobPSU92 · 2026-09-20T07:18:08-0500

Nitt1300 said:
private suite holders don't have problems like this

pony up

The beautiful people don’t use the bathroom. Rather, they pass it through the skin as a sweet-smelling perfume/cologne.

JoeLion · 2026-09-20T08:47:31-0500

Something I learned recently. You don’t wear sandals when the urinals are the long porcelain ones that extend to the floor. Splash back hazard.

PSUAXE70 · 2026-09-20T09:07:48-0500

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Was he blind? I was escorting a blind man briefly and he needed to go to the bathroom. He dropped his pants almost to the floor.

Lil Nicky Scarfo · 2026-09-20T09:19:21-0500

Yeah - not cool at all.

I was on swim teams growing up and in high school we had a strict rule in the communal shower. That’s all we had - just a big square room with like 15 shower heads. There were some shower heads along the outside wall in a kind of hallway around the main room but they never worked. Anyway, one rule - speedos/swimsuits stay on in the shower except for brief cleaning needs. Not a hard rule to follow.

So this one freshman comes in after first practice with a towel around his waist and loosens it and he’s buck naked. The 7 of us in there already let him hear it. He actually did it a few more times before the bullying worked.

It was maybe no surprise. His dad was our family dentist and I always thought he was creepy - as did my mom.

Without rules, there’s anarchy (and creepiness)

Bkmtnittany1 · 2026-09-20T09:48:24-0500

rudedude said:
Was it George Costanza?

“I was in the pool…I was in the pool!”

Chumboshifko1 · 2026-09-20T09:49:28-0500

Only saw one clown do this and he was

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CVLion · 2026-09-20T09:54:07-0500

Lil Nicky Scarfo said:
Yeah - not cool at all.

I was on swim teams growing up and in high school we had a strict rule in the communal shower. That’s all we had - just a big square room with like 15 shower heads. There were some shower heads along the outside wall in a kind of hallway around the main room but they never worked. Anyway, one rule - speedos/swimsuits stay on in the shower except for brief cleaning needs. Not a hard rule to follow.

So this one freshman comes in after first practice with a towel around his waist and loosens it and he’s buck naked. The 7 of us in there already let him hear it. He actually did it a few more times before the bullying worked.

It was maybe no surprise. His dad was our family dentist and I always thought he was creepy - as did my mom.

Without rules, there’s anarchy (and creepiness)

If there was a rule and everyone followed it except that one dude, to me the group letting that guy hear about it repeatedly wasn’t even bullying.

MtNittany · 2026-09-20T10:31:06-0500

If some drunk kid wants to drop his shorts in a puddle of public piss, you sort of have to let him go. He'll grow out of it by the time he reaches middle management. In theory anyway.

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