F/OT: Men’s Restroom Etiquette/Decorum Question…

Midnighter · Saturday at 7:59 PM

Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

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SleepyLion · Saturday at 8:14 PM

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

drunk... or lost a bet.

BobPSU92 · Saturday at 8:19 PM

Midnighter said:
a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing.

This is what we’re up against.

Nitt1300 · Saturday at 8:20 PM

private suite holders don't have problems like this

pony up

Warlerski · Saturday at 8:21 PM

3 possibilities:
1. New Trend
2. Drunk
3. Doesn't know what the zipper is for

Nitt1300 · Saturday at 8:23 PM

Warlerski said:
3 possibilities:
1. New Trend
2. Drunk
3. Doesn't know what the zipper is for

4. short willy

KingLando · Saturday at 8:25 PM

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Drunk

Nittering Nabob · Saturday at 8:32 PM

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

I’m going with he had no father figure growing up.

CVLion · Saturday at 8:36 PM

Oh boy. Sounds like our cocaine trafficking problem has moved along to full-on crack.

NittPicker · Saturday at 10:47 PM

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Sounds like a great father/son teaching moment. "Son, that's not the way it's done. Don't pay attention to that halfwit."

laKavosiey-st lion · Saturday at 11:12 PM

leinbacker · Saturday at 11:38 PM

op2 · Sunday at 12:01 AM

If he was singing too then it may have been Butters from South Park.

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Chumboshifko1 · Sunday at 1:45 AM

NittPicker said:
Sounds like a great father/son teaching moment. "Son, that's not the way it's done. Don't pay attention to that halfwit."

Shepdogg · Sunday at 3:41 AM

I only recall seeing it happen in elementary school in Puerto Rico once in 1983. Everybody laughed and not sure if he ever did it again. It was not me btw.

rudedude · Sunday at 7:03 AM

Was it George Costanza?

BobPSU92 · Sunday at 7:18 AM

Nitt1300 said:
private suite holders don't have problems like this

pony up

The beautiful people don’t use the bathroom. Rather, they pass it through the skin as a sweet-smelling perfume/cologne.

JoeLion · Sunday at 8:47 AM

Something I learned recently. You don’t wear sandals when the urinals are the long porcelain ones that extend to the floor. Splash back hazard.

PSUAXE70 · Sunday at 9:07 AM

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Was he blind? I was escorting a blind man briefly and he needed to go to the bathroom. He dropped his pants almost to the floor.

Lil Nicky Scarfo · Sunday at 9:19 AM

Yeah - not cool at all.

I was on swim teams growing up and in high school we had a strict rule in the communal shower. That’s all we had - just a big square room with like 15 shower heads. There were some shower heads along the outside wall in a kind of hallway around the main room but they never worked. Anyway, one rule - speedos/swimsuits stay on in the shower except for brief cleaning needs. Not a hard rule to follow.

So this one freshman comes in after first practice with a towel around his waist and loosens it and he’s buck naked. The 7 of us in there already let him hear it. He actually did it a few more times before the bullying worked.

It was maybe no surprise. His dad was our family dentist and I always thought he was creepy - as did my mom.

Without rules, there’s anarchy (and creepiness)

Bkmtnittany1 · Sunday at 9:48 AM

rudedude said:
Was it George Costanza?

“I was in the pool…I was in the pool!”

Chumboshifko1 · Sunday at 9:49 AM

Only saw one clown do this and he was

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CVLion · Sunday at 9:54 AM

Lil Nicky Scarfo said:
Yeah - not cool at all.

I was on swim teams growing up and in high school we had a strict rule in the communal shower. That’s all we had - just a big square room with like 15 shower heads. There were some shower heads along the outside wall in a kind of hallway around the main room but they never worked. Anyway, one rule - speedos/swimsuits stay on in the shower except for brief cleaning needs. Not a hard rule to follow.

So this one freshman comes in after first practice with a towel around his waist and loosens it and he’s buck naked. The 7 of us in there already let him hear it. He actually did it a few more times before the bullying worked.

It was maybe no surprise. His dad was our family dentist and I always thought he was creepy - as did my mom.

Without rules, there’s anarchy (and creepiness)

If there was a rule and everyone followed it except that one dude, to me the group letting that guy hear about it repeatedly wasn’t even bullying.

MtNittany · Sunday at 10:31 AM

If some drunk kid wants to drop his shorts in a puddle of public piss, you sort of have to let him go. He'll grow out of it by the time he reaches middle management. In theory anyway.

LionJim · Sunday at 10:48 AM

MtNittany said:
If some drunk kid wants to drop his shorts in a puddle of public piss, you sort of have to let him go. He'll grow out of it by the time he reaches middle management. In theory anyway.

In theory.

BobPSU92 · Sunday at 10:50 AM

MtNittany said:
If some drunk kid wants to drop his shorts in a puddle of public piss, you sort of have to let him go. He'll grow out of it by the time he reaches middle management. In theory anyway.

LionJim said:
In theory.

How do you prove it?

Woodpecker · Sunday at 10:59 AM

rudedude said:
Was it George Costanza?

George goes in the shower

mfb5053 · Sunday at 10:59 AM

Had a teacher in high school that did something like this. Dropped his pants all the way to the floor. Kept his tighty whities covering his a$$, but still very weird.

LionJim · Sunday at 10:59 AM

BobPSU92 said:
How do you prove it?

Generally, the best way to do so is to see if he doubles down on bs. Some people, you can’t tell them anything.

MtNittany · Sunday at 11:00 AM

BobPSU92 said:
How do you prove it?

Follow him mid-career to a Phillies Businessman's Special day game. If he doesn't have his tie tied around his forehead w/ his shirt off by the 5th inning, he's grown out of it.

Chumboshifko1 · Sunday at 11:00 AM

No one wants to see someone's beam , especially if they're obese.

LionJim · Sunday at 11:01 AM

MtNittany said:
Follow him mid-career to a Phillies Businessman's Special day game. If he doesn't have his tie tied around his forehead w/ his shirt off by the 5th inning, he's grown out of it.

Thst’s one way to check.

Fac · Sunday at 11:28 AM

You can laugh but you can't point.

Chumboshifko1 · Sunday at 12:00 PM

Too obese to fit into a stall?

Midnighter · Sunday at 12:02 PM

mfb5053 said:
Had a teacher in high school that did something like this. Dropped his pants all the way to the floor. Kept his tighty whities covering his a$$, but still very weird.

Yeah, this guy pulled everything down - totally exposed. And I don’t want to get too awkward here, but after we left my son (who’s 9) said ‘Dad - that guy grew a beard on his butt.’ Talking Sasquatch-esque.

JerseyLion · Sunday at 5:21 PM

Midnighter said:
Was at the game today and at one point had to take my son to the restroom. No problem - he’s old enough to know what to do. This is weird, or at least I’ve never seen it from anyone older than four, but a college kid pulls up to next to him and drops his pants entirely below his a** when using the urinal. So, everything is out and showing. Is this common? Thought it’s either use the zipper/hole or pull down enough to go about your business. New trend?

Was the kid definitely a college student? The kid could have special needs and may not have the dexterity to use the zipper/hole.

MtNittany · Sunday at 5:28 PM

JerseyLion said:
Was the kid definitely a college student? The kid could have special needs and may not have the dexterity to use the zipper/hole.

I think all college students are special needs nowadays.

Midnighter · Sunday at 6:05 PM

JerseyLion said:
Was the kid definitely a college student? The kid could have special needs and may not have the dexterity to use the zipper/hole.

I mean, possible, but didn’t seem probable. He did everything else without issue.

Bison13 · Sunday at 6:21 PM

What section?

AvgUser · Sunday at 6:22 PM

This is one funny fvcking thread of comments

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