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I tried Strange Brew Coffee

T-TownDawgg

T-TownDawgg

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henders90_ said:
And sharted my pants on the way to work this morning. Had to pull a sharty U-ey in traffic which moved some of the liquid under my right butt cheek making it even more uncomfortable.

don’t think I will be drinking any more of their coffee but I appreciate their sponsorship
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Dubmass.

I don't think you understand how coffee works.
 
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henders90_

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T-TownDawgg said:
Dubmass.
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Beretta.sixpack

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i was just having a conversation about one of these with a friend of mine and then found this thread right after.....best $40 ever spent....about to hit 'post reply' and wash that coffee myself
 
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Drebin

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Beretta.sixpack said:
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i was just having a conversation about one of these with a friend of mine and then found this thread right after.....best $40 ever spent....about to hit 'post reply' and wash that coffee myself
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Those things are the greatest. Installs in five minutes. When the next man-made global pandemic comes to kill us all, I don't have to worry about not having any TP.
 
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skip dog

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henders90_ said:
And sharted my pants on the way to work this morning. Had to pull a sharty U-ey in traffic which moved some of the liquid under my right butt cheek making it even more uncomfortable.

don’t think I will be drinking any more of their coffee but I appreciate their sponsorship
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you are weak, and your blood line will not last.
 
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Darryl Steight said:
Sounds like someone needs to read the 17ing SixPacks Peak glossary of terms, or you'll never be able to understand 19.83% of the posts on this board... or did you not even get a 25 on the reading section of the ACT, dubmass?**
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LOL shut up Darryl, I’m not reading a glossary of terms on a homebored. Wholly hell
 
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Drebin

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henders90_ said:
LOL shut up Darryl, I’m not reading a glossary of terms on a homebored. Wholly hell
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Well, that's your first mistake. Or maybe a close second behind blaming the awesome strange brew coffeehouse for your incontenance problem.
 
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OG Goat Holder

OG Goat Holder

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FlotownDawg said:
You sure it wasn’t the coffee that Coach 34 was hawking?
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The spectacle of that blow-hard having to resort to mutli-level marketing is something I'll always laugh about. Especially the coy way he went about it. Much less trying to convince idiots that they were spraying excess weight out of their asss

I mean, what does the coffee do, melt your intestines?? Is it acid???
 
Darryl Steight

Darryl Steight

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henders90_ said:
LOL shut up Darryl, I’m not reading a glossary of terms on a homebored. Wholly hell
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Heisman level poster doesn't want to waste any time on the boards... I get it.

But if you HAD taken that 30 seconds to read it, you would have clearly understood what sarcasterisks are and wouldn't be wasting your time reading this right now. It's all very meta. This board insists upon itself.
 
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henders90_

henders90_

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Darryl Steight said:
Heisman level poster doesn't want to waste any time on the boards... I get it.

But if you HAD taken that 30 seconds to read it, you would have clearly understood what sarcasterisks are and wouldn't be wasting your time reading this right now. It's all very meta. This board insists upon itself.
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I was an elite, well liked, and well endowed level poster until one day someone itt took what little I had. Now I’m a meager heisman begging for scraps out on the skreets
 
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surely this guy and BT are the same cock. No way there are two posters that pathetic who wandered over to SPS with poor troll attempts...

ETA: something something trolly and negative about cocks and south carolina and such
 
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henders90_

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horshack.sixpack said:
surely this guy and BT are the same cock. No way there are two posters that pathetic who wandered over to SPS with poor troll attempts...

ETA: something something trolly and negative about cocks and south carolina and such
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Hey Pal, we hacked this bored a day before we played each other last. I’d show a little respect.
 
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