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dog99walker

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October 11, Target will open it’s largest store in Mississippi on North Gloster in Tupelo. The coach’s wives are just a short ride to world-class steals and deals. 57 miles from Starkville. 50 miles from Oxford. Will wonders of this modern world never cease?😳😜
 
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The Peeper

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Twice in my life I've lived within 10 minutes of a Target and I can count on 1 hand the number of times I've ever been in one. At that time their auto supply and sporting goods were worse than some convenience stores I've seen. Boots, nope. Hunting and fishing, nope. They had some groceries but not enough to fully grocery shop. The plus that I saw was that it was nicer than a Walmart and the clientele weren't walking around in fuzzy bunny slippers and flannel Sponge Bob pants though so there's that
 
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Shmuley

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The Peeper said:
Twice in my life I've lived within 10 minutes of a Target and I can count on 1 hand the number of times I've ever been in one. At that time their auto supply and sporting goods were worse than some convenience stores I've seen. Boots, nope. Hunting and fishing, nope. They had some groceries but not enough to fully grocery shop. The plus that I saw was that it was nicer than a Walmart and the clientele weren't walking around in fuzzy bunny slippers and flannel Sponge Bob pants though so there's that
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Highest milf factor amongst comparable consumer goods chains.
 
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karlchilders.sixpack

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The Peeper said:
Twice in my life I've lived within 10 minutes of a Target and I can count on 1 hand the number of times I've ever been in one. At that time their auto supply and sporting goods were worse than some convenience stores I've seen. Boots, nope. Hunting and fishing, nope. They had some groceries but not enough to fully grocery shop. The plus that I saw was that it was nicer than a Walmart and the clientele weren't walking around in fuzzy bunny slippers and flannel Sponge Bob pants though so there's that
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Target is more or less, worthless to me. Overall, they are tiny compared to WMT.
Generally the quality of products ...is only marginally better, on some products.
80 miles to the nearest, is close enough to me.
 
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DesotoCountyDawg

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The Peeper said:
Twice in my life I've lived within 10 minutes of a Target and I can count on 1 hand the number of times I've ever been in one. At that time their auto supply and sporting goods were worse than some convenience stores I've seen. Boots, nope. Hunting and fishing, nope. They had some groceries but not enough to fully grocery shop. The plus that I saw was that it was nicer than a Walmart and the clientele weren't walking around in fuzzy bunny slippers and flannel Sponge Bob pants though so there's that
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I wish we had Menards down here. I could walk around a Menards for hours.
 
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DesotoCountyDawg said:
I wish we had Menards down here. I could walk around a Menards for hours.
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I've never been in one but hear Youtubers I follow talk about them all the time. Have you been in a Rural King, it's like a Tractor Supply on steroids? They've got one about a year old in Columbus and they are pretty neat. Got their own tractor line, own mowers, etc, all kinds of livestock, guns, hardware, paint, clothes food etc etc etc
 
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jethreauxdawg

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The Peeper said:
I've never been in one but hear Youtubers I follow talk about them all the time. Have you been in a Rural King, it's like a Tractor Supply on steroids? They've got one about a year old in Columbus and they are pretty neat. Got their own tractor line, own mowers, etc, all kinds of livestock, guns, hardware, paint, clothes food etc etc etc
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Rural King is awesome. And they give you free coffee and fresh popcorn.
 
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patdog

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I’m very been to the Jackson Target on County Line Rd 3 or 4 times in the 20 or so years it’s been open. I did not see all these hot milfs yall are talking about. Am I doing something wrong?
 
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The Peeper said:
Twice in my life I've lived within 10 minutes of a Target and I can count on 1 hand the number of times I've ever been in one. At that time their auto supply and sporting goods were worse than some convenience stores I've seen. Boots, nope. Hunting and fishing, nope. They had some groceries but not enough to fully grocery shop. The plus that I saw was that it was nicer than a Walmart and the clientele weren't walking around in fuzzy bunny slippers and flannel Sponge Bob pants though so there's that
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Must not be married or been around a female much. The ladies love that place. They have some things that end up a better deal than Walmart
 
dorndawg

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patdog said:
I’m very been to the Jackson Target on County Line Rd 3 or 4 times in the 20 or so years it’s been open. I did not see all these hot milfs yall are talking about. Am I doing something wrong?
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Gotta leave the Lil Debbie aisle, Sixpacker.***
 
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Dawgbite

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Allday.sixpack said:
Pro tip for bachelors. Skip target and go straight to Home Goods.its a MILF sorority house
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I’ll give you one better than this but the hunting season is much shorter. Go to the Discount Building Materials in Oxford Ms on move in weekend. It’s like big game hunting in a zoo.
 
Car Ramrod.sixpack

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The Peeper said:
I've never been in one but hear Youtubers I follow talk about them all the time. Have you been in a Rural King, it's like a Tractor Supply on steroids? They've got one about a year old in Columbus and they are pretty neat. Got their own tractor line, own mowers, etc, all kinds of livestock, guns, hardware, paint, clothes food etc etc etc
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Rural King was my happy place when I lived in KY. A comparison to Tractor supply isn't even close, Scruggs in Tupelo is the closest comparison.
 
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dog99walker said:
October 11, Target will open it’s largest store in Mississippi on North Gloster in Tupelo. The coach’s wives are just a short ride to world-class steals and deals. 57 miles from Starkville. 50 miles from Oxford. Will wonders of this modern world never cease?😳😜
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They really should put mini Targets in Oxford and Starkville. They have one at Auburn. Looks like the size of a Walgreens or CVS. I don't see how those wouldn't be gold mines.
 
MaxwellSmart

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I can remember when target sold guns and ammo. In the early 80's we would run in and buy bricks of .22 lr every weekend. I can even remember when JCPenney in the old Raleigh Springs Mall in Memphis sold guns, ammo and had a taxidermist.
 
FormerBully

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I live in the Tupelo area. The number of guys I know (including me) that are scared of what their bank account will look like come Oct. 11 is at an all-time high. Boys, formerbully may have to pick up a side mascot job to stay afloat. It is the coast of landing a milf.
 
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golferdog said:
They really should put mini Targets in Oxford and Starkville. They have one at Auburn. Looks like the size of a Walgreens or CVS. I don't see how those wouldn't be gold mines.
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There's one in Gainesville too, but those were experimental. They look cool but don't really work in the Target world. I don't think they're building anymore of those now.
 
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FormerBully said:
I live in the Tupelo area. The number of guys I know (including me) that are scared of what their bank account will look like come Oct. 11 is at an all-time high. Boys, formerbully may have to pick up a side mascot job to stay afloat. It is the coast of landing a milf.
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Same. Not to mention the already unbearable traffic cluster-17 this going to cause with this going in next Walmart/Sam's/Mall in the same block
 
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TilloDwg said:
Same. Not to mention the already unbearable traffic cluster-17 this going to cause with this going in next Walmart/Sam's/Mall in the same block
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They are putting in another road that should help. I just hope that we get that outdoor popstrock like center.
 
HumpDawgy

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I can't wait for the next SPS magazine edition ..."Women of Target"

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patdog said:
I’m very been to the Jackson Target on County Line Rd 3 or 4 times in the 20 or so years it’s been open. I did not see all these hot milfs yall are talking about. Am I doing something wrong?
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Yeah. You went to the Target on County Line. Better ratio at the one in flowood, but then you’re in Rankin Co. You’re best MILF:Consumer goods ratio will probably be at Sullivans in Gluckstadt or somewhere similar north of the 220/55 interchange
 
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