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Yes we know you want an unqualified special teams coach with no coordinator or HC experience to replace HOF KF for political “reasons”, you’ve whined about it for years. What a crockpot.
YES! Wallace’s track record as a long time position coach on the defensive side is much more impressive than any sort of special teams coordinator.

Wallace’s experience includes impressive stops as defensive coordinator at DIII Lake Forrest College and Division II Valdosta State. That experience shows beyond a shadow of a doubt he is a much more impressive head coach candidate.
 

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This thread (as do all my threads) has provided a great service to the SWARM; the U and MANKIND in general.
It has united the haters and the goose-steppers.

For the haters, JF will never be able to assemble enough talent to make the play-offs. I strongly disagree with them. Give the current group to Cig and we are in the playoffs next season.
To the goose-steppers, they also MUST denigrate the player collective, because they not only know KF will never be in the playoffs, they think that is a stupid goal for the program to have. In their mind the Universe exists to lavish praise on the mediocre deity fanboys pray to. So it is verboten to imply that Iowa can ever have a coach better than whoever the current one is.

Now the question becomes: "Will I be awarded the Nobel peace prize for uniting the fanbase?"
I honestly don't know. But if I win, we all know who I will be donating it to!!!!

 
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85Bears

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2026 ... it's the year we've all been waiting for.
With Kirk retiring in February and Seth Wallace taking his place next season our time has finally arrived.

Let's look at the Dept. of Warhawk treasure chest.

QB) Yep, I see it as a strength. Brown/Hecklinski are gonna empty the magazine against our opponents. And we got depth. I'm also betting we bring in a surprise stud at the position to push the starters. MAYBE EVEN OVER-TAKE them.

RB) Whoa nelly!!! X & McNeil are the REAL DEAL. On rare occasions you'll even see them in the backfield at the same time with X at the FB position. Do I have to mention that Jaz and Moulton have proven themselves also? And at least one fruitloop on here thinks Doll is a Heisman candidate. Embarrassment of riches!!

WR) FINALLY, I mean finally! Starters next year are Daytona; Zee and Parker. J/K Parker will be playing defense. At the 3rd WR position Iowa will be bringing the Payne, specifically Terrence Smith/Apollo "the" Payne will be splitting touches when the opponent's defense takes the field. 6-5; 6-4; 6-3. Gone are the days of a line-up of 5'7" WRs.

TE) Tight-end U is back baby!!! Ostrenga and Large will be gone but look who we got returning. Ortwerth and Meyer were both highly recruited and will be sharing touches at the position. Woods; Vonnahme and Burt are also gonna make a name for themselves.

OL) While other teams will be bringing a full metal jacket to the fight, Hawkeyes will be bringing a CANNON! C. Leonard will be one of several guys replacing the studs from this year. Don't worry, Iowa has been stockpiling talent along the line for years now. And the true freshmen will provide excellent depth at the position.

K) Are you gonna miss Stevens? Of course you are, he is a record-setter. But not to worry, coaches have their eye on the next Kaeding Quality Kicker (whew, I almost spelled the middle word incorrectly) who will be competing with Buhr. No matter how it shakes out, Hawkeyes are gonna shock the world with their 66 yd Field Goals!!

P) Someone on here made the mistake of disrespecting Rhys Dakin, the thunder(leg) from down under. As we speak, Chuck Norris is building a website called Rhysdakinfacts.com. Chuck ain't stupid, he knows a future All-American when he sees one.

DL) ARE YOU READY FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE?!? Cuz Hawthorne/Merriweather/Allen/Hubert are gonna surpass the golden gods that are dominating the line this year. Get ready to spend serious money on Hawkeye Jerseys with names on them like Anderson; Campbell and of course EPENESA!

LB) Have you been paying attention to recruiting? Cuz Iowa has brought in a ton of 4-star LBers. Almost all of them local boyz! Are these younglings good enough to start for Bama? Hell, they're good enough to start for the 72 DOLPHINS! Bullies of the Big Ten???? More like Inglorious Bastards!! These guys will be carving their initials into the foreheads of defensive coordinators.

DB) Wut was that? You're worried about the backfield? Well let me introduce you to an ugly mug named Phil "007" Parker. He has a license to kill and he uses it every Saturday in the fall. Entringer is almost as mean as Phil. Deshaun Lee is finally gonna shine like a newly polished ZR-1 Corvette ... and be twice as fast. Book it !!!

It's gonna be 2020 DejaVu as I expect several of our rivals to forfeit games rather than expose themselves to the SONS OF HERACLES starting for the Hawkeyes next year.

You got an opinion? Drop it. I CAN TANGLE BETTER THAN LT. DANGLE!




Seth Wallace? C’mon. If you stay in-house, Lester is the right guy. I’d prefer Lavar over Wallace.
Your virtue signalling for Levar borders on the Ghey
 
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Gentlemen
Gentlemen
Gentlemen
When a conference RIVAL says it ...




... THEN YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE !
We have the studs (aka horses ... aka thoroughbreds ... aka have you checked the pre-season accolades being showered on us?!?)
 

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4. Iowa Hawkeyes


AP top-10 finishes: 13 (2000s peak: No. 7 in 2009)

Projected 2026 SP+: 14.6 (22nd)

10-year SP+ average: 16.1 (first among potential first-timers)

10-year SP+ max: 22.8 (fifth among potential first-timers)

Rittenberg ranking: fifth among potential first-timers

Last FY revenue: $151.5 million

That Iowa -- another program with a few historic title claims but no top poll finishes -- has the best average SP+ rating of any team here over the last 10 years.
 

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4. Iowa Hawkeyes


AP top-10 finishes: 13 (2000s peak: No. 7 in 2009)

Projected 2026 SP+: 14.6 (22nd)

10-year SP+ average: 16.1 (first among potential first-timers)

10-year SP+ max: 22.8 (fifth among potential first-timers)

Rittenberg ranking: fifth among potential first-timers

Last FY revenue: $151.5 million

That Iowa -- another program with a few historic title claims but no top poll finishes -- has the best average SP+ rating of any team here over the last 10 years.
Wasn't around for it, but I am thankful we don't have to deal with scenarios like 1982 anymore. Really seems like SMU was worked over that season.
 
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2026 ... it's the year we've all been waiting for.
With Kirk retiring in February and Seth Wallace taking his place next season our time has finally arrived.

Let's look at the Dept. of Warhawk treasure chest.

QB) Yep, I see it as a strength. Brown/Hecklinski are gonna empty the magazine against our opponents. And we got depth. I'm also betting we bring in a surprise stud at the position to push the starters. MAYBE EVEN OVER-TAKE them.

RB) Whoa nelly!!! X & McNeil are the REAL DEAL. On rare occasions you'll even see them in the backfield at the same time with X at the FB position. Do I have to mention that Jaz and Moulton have proven themselves also? And at least one fruitloop on here thinks Doll is a Heisman candidate. Embarrassment of riches!!

WR) FINALLY, I mean finally! Starters next year are Daytona; Zee and Parker. J/K Parker will be playing defense. At the 3rd WR position Iowa will be bringing the Payne, specifically Terrence Smith/Apollo "the" Payne will be splitting touches when the opponent's defense takes the field. 6-5; 6-4; 6-3. Gone are the days of a line-up of 5'7" WRs.

TE) Tight-end U is back baby!!! Ostrenga and Large will be gone but look who we got returning. Ortwerth and Meyer were both highly recruited and will be sharing touches at the position. Woods; Vonnahme and Burt are also gonna make a name for themselves.

OL) While other teams will be bringing a full metal jacket to the fight, Hawkeyes will be bringing a CANNON! C. Leonard will be one of several guys replacing the studs from this year. Don't worry, Iowa has been stockpiling talent along the line for years now. And the true freshmen will provide excellent depth at the position.

K) Are you gonna miss Stevens? Of course you are, he is a record-setter. But not to worry, coaches have their eye on the next Kaeding Quality Kicker (whew, I almost spelled the middle word incorrectly) who will be competing with Buhr. No matter how it shakes out, Hawkeyes are gonna shock the world with their 66 yd Field Goals!!

P) Someone on here made the mistake of disrespecting Rhys Dakin, the thunder(leg) from down under. As we speak, Chuck Norris is building a website called Rhysdakinfacts.com. Chuck ain't stupid, he knows a future All-American when he sees one.

DL) ARE YOU READY FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE?!? Cuz Hawthorne/Merriweather/Allen/Hubert are gonna surpass the golden gods that are dominating the line this year. Get ready to spend serious money on Hawkeye Jerseys with names on them like Anderson; Campbell and of course EPENESA!

LB) Have you been paying attention to recruiting? Cuz Iowa has brought in a ton of 4-star LBers. Almost all of them local boyz! Are these younglings good enough to start for Bama? Hell, they're good enough to start for the 72 DOLPHINS! Bullies of the Big Ten???? More like Inglorious Bastards!! These guys will be carving their initials into the foreheads of defensive coordinators.

DB) Wut was that? You're worried about the backfield? Well let me introduce you to an ugly mug named Phil "007" Parker. He has a license to kill and he uses it every Saturday in the fall. Entringer is almost as mean as Phil. Deshaun Lee is finally gonna shine like a newly polished ZR-1 Corvette ... and be twice as fast. Book it !!!

It's gonna be 2020 DejaVu as I expect several of our rivals to forfeit games rather than expose themselves to the SONS OF HERACLES starting for the Hawkeyes next year.

You got an opinion? Drop it. I CAN TANGLE BETTER THAN LT. DANGLE!



Don’t bogart that joint my friend pass it over to me.
 

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I don't think so. But the SMU program had achieved "elite" status in one metric during that time-frame.
[cheating]
He was their dc in 1977, so he was there. the 30 for 30 laid that out pretty well. Seemed more that was smu being the newcomer to party was the issue. Bagmen weren’t a new thing then either.
 

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He was their dc in 1977, so he was there. the 30 for 30 laid that out pretty well. Seemed more that was smu being the newcomer to party was the issue. Bagmen weren’t a new thing then either.
Jerry or are we talking about someone else?


He is a fun topic to discuss:

Freeh report​


The Penn State Board of Trustees commissioned a report by a special investigative group headed by former Federal Bureau of Investigation Director Louis Freeh. After interviewing over 400 people and reviewing over 3.5 million documents, the crux of the report's findings, which were released July 12, 2012, state:


Taking into account the available witness statements and evidence, the Special Investigative Counsel finds that it is more reasonable to conclude that, in order to avoid the consequences of bad publicity, the most powerful leaders at the University — Spanier, Schultz, Paterno and Curley — repeatedly concealed critical facts relating to Sandusky's child abuse from authorities, the University's Board of Trustees, the Penn State community, and the public at large.[102]

The Freeh Report states that although the "avoidance of the consequences of bad publicity" was the main driver in failing to protect child abuse victims and report to authorities, the report outlines other causes as well, among which were: "A striking lack of empathy for child abuse victims by the most senior leaders of the University"; a failure of oversight by the board of trustees; a University President "who discouraged discussion and dissent"; "a lack of awareness of child abuse issues"; and "a culture of reverence for the football program that is ingrained at all levels of the campus community".[103]


The report outlines how all four men were aware of the 1998 abuse incident in the locker-room shower, and had followed its investigation at the time.[104] Freeh's investigation uncovered a file kept by Schultz in which he wrote notes about Sandusky's 1998 incident. For instance, Schultz wrote: "Is this opening of Pandora's box?" He also wondered, "other children?"[105] Freeh stated that Schultz had "actively sought to conceal those records".[106][107]


The evidentiary weight of Freeh's report draws heavily upon retrieved emails from 1998 and 2001, which Freeh referred to as "the most important evidence" in the report.[107] The report asserts that these emails demonstrate that in 1998 Paterno knew of the investigation of Sandusky, and followed it closely;[108] and suggest that it was Paterno, "long regarded as the single most powerful official at the university," who persuaded Spanier, Curley, and Schultz not to formally report Sandusky to law enforcement or child welfare authorities. According to The New York Times, the university's handling of the 2001 report of Sandusky raping a young boy is "one of the most damning episodes laid out by Mr. Freeh's investigation ..."[109]


The report states that nobody took any "responsible action after February 2001 other than Curley informing the Second Mile that Mr. Sandusky had showered with a boy"[110] and then telling Sandusky not to bring his "guests" into the Penn State facilities; but the topic of sexual abuse was not broached with Sandusky.[111][112]


The report criticizes Paterno for his failure to "alert the entire football staff, in order to prevent Sandusky from bringing another child into the Lasch Building".[113]


According to details in the report, despite being aware of Sandusky's sexual misconduct with young boys in the locker-room showers in the Lasch Building in 1998, and 2001, Spanier, Paterno, Curley, and Schultz never restricted Sandusky's access to Penn State facilities. The report states that Sandusky had access to the Lasch Building until November 2011. Over the next ten-year period, Sandusky "was frequently at the Lasch Building working out, showing up at campus events that Penn State supported ... He was showering with young boys, staying in dormitories ... There are more red flags than you could count, over a long period of time."[105] Consequently, out of the 10 young boys that Sandusky would be convicted of sexually assaulting, most of them were abused after he was investigated in 1998[114] — at least five of them were assaulted "at Penn State's football facilities and other places on campus after May 1998".[115] After his retirement in 1999, the report notes that Sandusky continued to have "unrestricted and unsupervised access to the University's facilities and affiliation with the university's prominent football program. Indeed, the continued access provided Sandusky with the very currency that enabled him to attract his victims".[113][116]


Beyond the question of building access, the report details that as part of Sandusky's retirement agreement he could "continue to work with young people through Penn State" for more than a decade, including Second Mile events on campus, youth football camps, etc.[117]
 

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Jerry or are we talking about someone else?


He is a fun topic to discuss:

Freeh report​


The Penn State Board of Trustees commissioned a report by a special investigative group headed by former Federal Bureau of Investigation Director Louis Freeh. After interviewing over 400 people and reviewing over 3.5 million documents, the crux of the report's findings, which were released July 12, 2012, state:




The Freeh Report states that although the "avoidance of the consequences of bad publicity" was the main driver in failing to protect child abuse victims and report to authorities, the report outlines other causes as well, among which were: "A striking lack of empathy for child abuse victims by the most senior leaders of the University"; a failure of oversight by the board of trustees; a University President "who discouraged discussion and dissent"; "a lack of awareness of child abuse issues"; and "a culture of reverence for the football program that is ingrained at all levels of the campus community".[103]


The report outlines how all four men were aware of the 1998 abuse incident in the locker-room shower, and had followed its investigation at the time.[104] Freeh's investigation uncovered a file kept by Schultz in which he wrote notes about Sandusky's 1998 incident. For instance, Schultz wrote: "Is this opening of Pandora's box?" He also wondered, "other children?"[105] Freeh stated that Schultz had "actively sought to conceal those records".[106][107]


The evidentiary weight of Freeh's report draws heavily upon retrieved emails from 1998 and 2001, which Freeh referred to as "the most important evidence" in the report.[107] The report asserts that these emails demonstrate that in 1998 Paterno knew of the investigation of Sandusky, and followed it closely;[108] and suggest that it was Paterno, "long regarded as the single most powerful official at the university," who persuaded Spanier, Curley, and Schultz not to formally report Sandusky to law enforcement or child welfare authorities. According to The New York Times, the university's handling of the 2001 report of Sandusky raping a young boy is "one of the most damning episodes laid out by Mr. Freeh's investigation ..."[109]


The report states that nobody took any "responsible action after February 2001 other than Curley informing the Second Mile that Mr. Sandusky had showered with a boy"[110] and then telling Sandusky not to bring his "guests" into the Penn State facilities; but the topic of sexual abuse was not broached with Sandusky.[111][112]


The report criticizes Paterno for his failure to "alert the entire football staff, in order to prevent Sandusky from bringing another child into the Lasch Building".[113]


According to details in the report, despite being aware of Sandusky's sexual misconduct with young boys in the locker-room showers in the Lasch Building in 1998, and 2001, Spanier, Paterno, Curley, and Schultz never restricted Sandusky's access to Penn State facilities. The report states that Sandusky had access to the Lasch Building until November 2011. Over the next ten-year period, Sandusky "was frequently at the Lasch Building working out, showing up at campus events that Penn State supported ... He was showering with young boys, staying in dormitories ... There are more red flags than you could count, over a long period of time."[105] Consequently, out of the 10 young boys that Sandusky would be convicted of sexually assaulting, most of them were abused after he was investigated in 1998[114] — at least five of them were assaulted "at Penn State's football facilities and other places on campus after May 1998".[115] After his retirement in 1999, the report notes that Sandusky continued to have "unrestricted and unsupervised access to the University's facilities and affiliation with the university's prominent football program. Indeed, the continued access provided Sandusky with the very currency that enabled him to attract his victims".[113][116]


Beyond the question of building access, the report details that as part of Sandusky's retirement agreement he could "continue to work with young people through Penn State" for more than a decade, including Second Mile events on campus, youth football camps, etc.[117]
Sorry, I stated that Sandusky was there in 1982 based on the karma comment, then the follow up was about how smu wasn’t even close to the only school paying athletes, two topics, which I clearly didn’t lay out properly
 

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Sorry, I stated that Sandusky was there in 1982 based on the karma comment, then the follow up was about how smu wasn’t even close to the only school paying athletes, two topics, which I clearly didn’t lay out properly
I certainly would never imply that SMU invented cheating.
Just stating that IMO they were in the CHEATING HALL-of-FAME.
The one upside to this new era in college sports, is that after SCREAMING for a level playing field for over 50 years, I now see football closer to that model ... and it's all thanks to universal greed, short-sightedness & corruption.
And who doesn't like seeing the SEC fall from grace?!?
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