Wonder Woman

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CascillaCountryClub

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• Saturday at 11:29 AM

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she can tie me up and make me tell the truth!

 

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GloryDawg

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Mar 3, 2005

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• Saturday at 11:38 AM

• #2

Superman was flying over Metropolis one day. He looked down and saw Wonder Women sunbathing on top of a high-rise building. He said to himself, "you know I could fly down really fast and get me some and she would not even know who it was". So, Superman flies down really fast and get him some then flew off really fast. About that time Wonder Woman said, "What was that." Then the invisible man said, " I don't know but my butt hole on fire.

 

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Mayor of Little London

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Dec 26, 2016

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• Saturday at 11:40 AM

• #3

GloryDawg said:

Superman was flying over Metropolis one day. He looked down and saw Wonder Women sunbathing on top of a high-rise building. He said to himself, "you know I could fly down really fast and get me some and she would not even know who it was". So, Superman flies down really fast and get him some then flew off really fast. About that time Wonder Woman said, "What was that." Then the invisible man said, " I don't know but my butt hole on fire.

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This was me and my friends favorite joke in 6th grade. Really does still hold up.

 

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BulldogBlitz

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Dec 11, 2008

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• Saturday at 1:11 PM

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ClintonInHelen

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Feb 25, 2008

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• Saturday at 5:24 PM

• #5

I’d hit it…

 

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She Mate Me

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Dec 7, 2008

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• Saturday at 5:43 PM

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patdog

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May 28, 2007

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• Saturday at 6:54 PM

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She Mate Me said:

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Big tits, small tits. Both hot. Would, would.

 

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Hugh's Burner Phone

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Aug 3, 2017

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• Saturday at 7:26 PM

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She Mate Me said:

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If she needs somebody to keep up with them for her...

 

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Dawgbite

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Nov 1, 2011

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• Saturday at 8:22 PM

• #9

patdog said:

Big tits, small tits. Both hot. Would, would.

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While the Mrs watched !

 

Xenomorph

Heisman

Feb 15, 2007

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• Sunday at 8:35 AM

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- Do you think she has a team of strategists who just sit around and figure new ways to market her boobs?​

- Do you think there are any positions available?​

 

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BulldogBlitz

Heisman

Dec 11, 2008

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• Sunday at 11:11 AM

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Xenomorph said:

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- Do you think there are any positions available?​

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I have all sorts of positions for her available. My wife may not approve though.

 

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dawgman42

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Jul 24, 2007

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• Sunday at 11:32 AM

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BulldogBlitz said:

I have all sorts of positions for her available. My wife may not approve though.

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Hey, just tell her it's okay for two women to be at the stove, cutting board, washer/dryer, sink, or dishwasher at the same time.

 

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RocketDawg

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Oct 21, 2011

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• Sunday at 6:36 PM

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I vaguely remember Sophie when she played at Missouri. I believe that was when we had a really good team under Shaefer, or maybe just after he left. She was quite an aggressive player and nice to watch.

 

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