Best Joke You’ve Heard Lately

unctarheel1984

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An older couple is sitting at the table across from each other, the weariness evident in their faces. He is nursing a glass of bourbon and finally says, “Have I told you lately how much I love you?”

Skeptical, she looks up and asks, “Is that you talking or the whiskey?”

“Me”, he says, “talkin’ to the whiskey.”
 

unctarheel1984

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UNC football season tickets plus parking!
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kik84

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A drunk guy in a bar threatens to beat up another guy, telling him he was going to be protein,

The other guy replies, "Damn right, I'm very protein, I'm dating a 19 year-old!"
 
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