How many of you drive a Subaru?

hawkeyetraveler

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It seems like 90% of the time when someone is driving slow in the left lane on Chicago area highways it is a Subaru. it is to the point that I think anyone buying a Subaru should have to take a mandatory course on how to drive on a busy expressway.

Other than that I don’t give a sh*t who they are attracted to, what they look like or anything else. Just drive like you aren’t afraid of your own shadow.
 

alaskanseminole

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How many of you drive a Subaru?​

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I drive a wallet-emptying Jeep.
 

Ghee Buttersnaps 2

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Now the type of car you drive makes you gay? jfc I can't imagine driving around pointing out, that's one's gay, that one's gay, that one's gay. The lengths people go to in order to satisfy their weird kinks.

Me? I kinda like to sit on the beach and point out, that one's hot, that one's hot, that one's hot.

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NorthernHawkeye

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Personally, I did not. I read the thread title and the first line of the imbedded tweet and made the correct choice to not click.

I don't listen to their show but I have to say that the clip is pretty entertaining.

Why do you feel you made the correct choice?
 

alaskanseminole

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I don't listen to their show but I have to say that the clip is pretty entertaining.

Why do you feel you made the correct choice?
Well, I've already wasted enough time on a pointless topic...why lesbians drive a certain car. I mean, seriously, maybe our time could be better spent with you explaining to me either why I should watch or why the topic was ever broached.
 

Scrubby

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Now the type of car you drive makes you gay? jfc I can't imagine driving around pointing out, that's one's gay, that one's gay, that one's gay. The lengths people go to in order to satisfy their weird kinks.

Me? I kinda like to sit on the beach and point out, that one's hot, that one's hot, that one's hot.

Water Beach GIF by Trish Stratus


Ex On The Beach Summer GIF by MTV Nederland


Happy Girl GIF
You have it backwards. The gays are just into the Subarus. The car doesn't make the "man" though.
 
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NorthernHawkeye

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Or, an internet gimp who clearly doesn't have any friends or family members to spend time with on a Saturday afternoon. Just scratching around for attention to fill the empty hours of his life.

Says the guy who is here on a Saturday afternoon and has close to 7 times more posts on this board than I do.
 
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lucas80

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Says the guy who is here on a Saturday afternoon and has close to 7 times more posts on this board than I do.
Just settled in to watch the Cubs after going to the gym, running three errands, and mowing the lawn in swamp *** conditions. I have a bankers box of old wills and tax returns going back to a great grandmother that I inherited that I'm perusing today and tomorrow. I bought some New York strip steaks for dinner. Went out drinking with some buddies yesterday, and Mrs. Lucas and I went out to dinner with other couples twice this week.
You, on the other hand, are boring and uninteresting. No posts about friends or family members. No interesting comments on popular culture events or sports. Never a post in a thread about a fun vacations people took. Just scratching around for attention. You are what you post. An uninteresting, angry, aggrieved divorced guy living alone in a 2 bedroom apartment, too scared to drive to Des Moines after dark.
 

Billanole.

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Just settled in to watch the Cubs after going to the gym, running three errands, and mowing the lawn in swamp *** conditions. I have a bankers box of old wills and tax returns going back to a great grandmother that I inherited that I'm perusing today and tomorrow. I bought some New York strip steaks for dinner. Went out drinking with some buddies yesterday, and Mrs. Lucas and I went out to dinner with other couples twice this week.
You, on the other hand, are boring and uninteresting. No posts about friends or family members. No interesting comments on popular culture events or sports. Never a post in a thread about a fun vacations people took. Just scratching around for attention. You are what you post. An uninteresting, angry, aggrieved divorced guy living alone in a 2 bedroom apartment, too scared to drive to Des Moines after dark.
He is who he is.
 

JohnHughsPartner

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Just settled in to watch the Cubs after going to the gym, running three errands, and mowing the lawn in swamp *** conditions. I have a bankers box of old wills and tax returns going back to a great grandmother that I inherited that I'm perusing today and tomorrow. I bought some New York strip steaks for dinner. Went out drinking with some buddies yesterday, and Mrs. Lucas and I went out to dinner with other couples twice this week.
You, on the other hand, are boring and uninteresting. No posts about friends or family members. No interesting comments on popular culture events or sports. Never a post in a thread about a fun vacations people took. Just scratching around for attention. You are what you post. An uninteresting, angry, aggrieved divorced guy living alone in a 2 bedroom apartment, too scared to drive to Des Moines after dark.
🤣🤣🤣what a flex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Billanole.

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Why are you on Tiger Illustrated board, b!tch? lol
Oh my, guess you got a bit fuzzed up.
Why are on the planet dipstick? You feel the need to display your hatefulness towards others?
There is no need for just another maroon like you. There are plenty around.
 

SeaPA

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The first car i bought after I graduated from FSU and had a little money qas a Subaru XT Coupe Turbo. It was a badass car and had a great commercial when they debuted it...



I am not a lesbian, though I admittedly have always been attracted to females and many of them attracted to me.
 
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NorthernHawkeye

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Just settled in to watch the Cubs after going to the gym, running three errands, and mowing the lawn in swamp *** conditions. I have a bankers box of old wills and tax returns going back to a great grandmother that I inherited that I'm perusing today and tomorrow. I bought some New York strip steaks for dinner. Went out drinking with some buddies yesterday, and Mrs. Lucas and I went out to dinner with other couples twice this week.
You, on the other hand, are boring and uninteresting. No posts about friends or family members. No interesting comments on popular culture events or sports. Never a post in a thread about a fun vacations people took. Just scratching around for attention. You are what you post. An uninteresting, angry, aggrieved divorced guy living alone in a 2 bedroom apartment, too scared to drive to Des Moines after dark.

LOL...

What a dork. The best part is that you dont even know it.
 
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JohnHughsPartner

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Oh my, guess you got a bit fuzzed up.
Why are on the planet dipstick? You feel the need to display your hatefulness towards others?
There is no need for just another maroon like you. There are plenty around.
There’s plenty of phaggots around too, but you’re still here 🤣
 
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Billanole.

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LOL...

What a dork. The best part is that you dont even know it.
Oh, Lucas nailed you. And, the best part is that you don’t even know it.
I am happy for you that this board was available with its kindred spirits. You are just another maroon in a room full of them.
 
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