Just a quick poll

He has another username now. Keep up or sober up

@Jeffreauxdawg

DesotoCountyDawg said:

He has another username now. Keep up or sober up

@Jeffreauxdawg

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So then he took it in the cooterpoot?

The Cooterpoot said:

I hereby return my Heisman & move out the Heisman house

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The Cooterpoot said:

I hereby return my Heisman & move out the Heisman house

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Finally, I get my own room!

Taken to the train station by Rip for giving Beth a Cleveland Steamer.

The Cooterpoot said:

17 this poll

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Well my sources say you were not wrong with your options... PooPop lives, among the bison though... He wrote this song. Hope this helps.




I Took a Bison Horn and I Liked It

Verse 1
Saw him standing by the road,
Big ol’ beard and attitude,
Ranger told me, “Give him space,”
But I was in a reckless mood.

Got too close, I should’ve known,
Everybody yelled, “GET BACK!”
Then that big boy dropped his head,
And everything just faded black.

Pre-Chorus
I knew that I should let him be,
But that bison had his eye on me…

Chorus
I took a bison horn and I liked it,
Can’t explain exactly why I tried it,
I took a bison horn just to see,
Now I’m banned from Yellowstone permanently.

I took a bison horn and I liked it,
Got tossed about twenty feet behind it,
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
I probably should’ve stayed inside that night.

Verse 2
Tourists filming everything,
Kids were pointing from the van,
Ranger yelling through a megaphone,
“Sir, this was a terrible plan!”

He was fluffy, he was huge,
I mistook that look for charm,
Then twelve hundred pounds of fury
Introduced his horn to my arse.

Pre-Chorus
I knew that I should let him be,
But apparently good judgment isn’t me…

Chorus
I took a bison horn and I liked it,
For half a second, then I reconsidered,
I took a bison horn just to see,
Now the park ranger knows me personally.

I took a bison horn and I liked it,
Got airborne and briefly got excited,
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Till I landed in a campsite late that night.

Bridge
No, I don’t even know his name,
It doesn’t matter,
He’s my experimental game—
Just bison nature.

It’s not what
Good tourists do,
Not how they should behave,
My head gets so confused,
When there’s buffalo to brave!

Final Chorus
I took a bison horn and I liked it,
Wouldn’t recommend anybody try it,
I took a bison horn, lesson learned:
When the fluffy murder-cow looks mad—YOU TURN.

I took a bison horn and I liked it,
Ranger said, “Sir, please stop singing about it.”
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
I’m watching wildlife from the car tonight.

DesotoCountyDawg said:

He has another username now. Keep up or sober up

@Jeffreauxdawg

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I was 90% sure but was seriously on the verge of asking straight up. He said something about Buc-ees recently and that’s when I went from 60% to 90%