Best Joke You’ve Heard Lately

unctarheel1984

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An older couple is sitting at the table across from each other, the weariness evident in their faces. He is nursing a glass of bourbon and finally says, “Have I told you lately how much I love you?”

Skeptical, she looks up and asks, “Is that you talking or the whiskey?”

“Me”, he says, “talkin’ to the whiskey.”
 

unctarheel1984

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UNC football season tickets plus parking!
Sad Disappointed GIF by Paramount Network
 

kik84

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A drunk guy in a bar threatens to beat up another guy, telling him he was going to be protein,

The other guy replies, "Damn right, I'm very protein, I'm dating a 19 year-old!"
 

Ibsnoman

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Made a little something ahead of Dublin.

Two rival coaches get stuck sharing one podium before the opener. It goes off the rails fast. About 90 seconds.

If you get a laugh out of it, a like or a comment helps — more of these coming through the season.

 

FreeLunch

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A brief history of economic thought .... from Luis Garicano:


Adam Smith said a bunch of stuff that was mostly right. Marx said a bunch of stuff that was wrong. Keynes fixed some things up, messed some others. Then Lucas broke everything again.

Now, we've got it all basically worked out, except for money, growth, recessions, banks, bubbles, inflation, unemployment, inequality, exchange rates, and what human beings are about.
 
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