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OT: I had an 84 year old man at the gym who goes five days a week tell me.....

BreckyBratt

BreckyBratt

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I was told damn near 30 years ago by a 70 year old man.... me at 15ish.... if a woman over 60 wants a go then give it to her. It'll be the best you ever get. She's gonna go like it may be her last time and it'll be the best you ever had!

Now it's men talking about blue pills or acting like getting old isn't for pussies. Daggumit men enjoy the times we get to hit it like Clinton!!
 
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HomeBoyDawg

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Dawgbite

Dawgbite

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It really caught up with me in my early 50’s. Stuff began to hurt that I really hadn’t used and the stuff that I used hurt for a couple of days past exertion. Stretching is the key for physical tasks although I’m guilty of forgetting to do it most times. I had an uncle tell me forty years ago the three things to remember when you turn fifty.
1. Never pass a bathroom, you never know how far the next one is.
2. Never trust a fart. This goes double once you lose your gallbladder.
3. Never waste a hard dick. When you’re younger you take it for granted.
 
greenbean.sixpack

greenbean.sixpack

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Work out (lift and cardio), eat right, drink a lot of water, have one cheat day (alcohol/food) per week, slay. a lot of poon (hopefully only with your ol' lady) and you'll be good into your 60s and beyond.
 
Dawgbite

Dawgbite

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greenbean.sixpack said:
Work out (lift and cardio), eat right, drink a lot of water, have one cheat day (alcohol/food) per week, slay. a lot of poon (hopefully only with your ol' lady) and you'll be good into your 60s and beyond.
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Not everyone is a sadist and wants to live a long life of disappointment and disgust! With the exception of the poon, that’s a worthwhile goal.
 
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