Curious what you think the world’s first BJ was like?
Think some caveman was looking at his cavewoman and thought her downstairs was just too smelly and put two & two together? Or, some Neanderthal was bricked-up while his chick was mensies and got creative?
Did he have to instruct her to ensure no teeth dragged? Did she instinctively know not to press her snaggletooth down?
Afterward, did homoerectus walk over to his mates and be like “baby arm feel good with mouth hug? Cave lady mad me no reciprocate! Me sleep you cave tonight.”
I dunno…thoughts?
Think some caveman was looking at his cavewoman and thought her downstairs was just too smelly and put two & two together? Or, some Neanderthal was bricked-up while his chick was mensies and got creative?
Did he have to instruct her to ensure no teeth dragged? Did she instinctively know not to press her snaggletooth down?
Afterward, did homoerectus walk over to his mates and be like “baby arm feel good with mouth hug? Cave lady mad me no reciprocate! Me sleep you cave tonight.”
I dunno…thoughts?
