With a woman. Great face and other assets. But you have reservations on her age. What two things do you look at that will tell you what that is?
So you’re at a bar and strike up a convo…
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Cut her open and count the rings
Her drivers license and/or her facebook profile?
Pro tip: If she has an active facebook profile, she’s 40+, guaranteed.
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Does she have a skunk stripe?
Ask her to define 6 7.
If both answers are no, you’re good.
I mean, you could just ask her. Also if she’s not 21, what the 17 is she doing in a bar?
Hell at my age if she’s not at least early to mid 30s, I don’t want to talk to her anyway. Ain’t nobody trying to babysit.
Hell at my age if she’s not at least early to mid 30s, I don’t want to talk to her anyway. Ain’t nobody trying to babysit.
We worried about too old or too young. Important clarification.
Skin on hands and neck/upper chest don't hide true age very well.
With a black haired flamingo dancer? That means you are Mr Jones.
So, which is it? Is your concern that she's too young or too old? Unless she escaped from the boarding school or senior center it doesn't really matter this evening.
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Ask her if she has any hard candy
First question is does she have pointy elbows, if no you can move to figure out age**
This is what I was going to say as well, problem with face area's is the large use of Botox, even in the 20 something's
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It is “black-haired flamenco dancer” but the reference is still top-notch quality and appreciated.
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WGAF? Son, just have a great time with her until the demon that you can’t deal with shows itself.
The real question is where would she fall on the hot/crazy matrix?
Are you in Thailand? (just askin')
It's pretty easy to figure out if you start talking about music. If you can't come to a conclusion based on her tastes, then you have to get a little more strategic. You can probably nail it down if you ask what her first live concert was, then slip in the "what year" question in case she says The Stones. Just hope she wasn't in the crowd at the Ed Sullivan Show.
Doesn't matter. Later just ask the board if you can fix her.
After the thread on statutory rape, it's nice to see Sixpackers having age-appropriate desires!
And the giveaway for a lady's age is her hands.
And the giveaway for a lady's age is her hands.
Just be glad someone is willing to talk to you.
Do you remember when half the board lost their mind over an 80 year old Martha Stewart? I don’t think too old is a problem for a lot of these boys.
for a sincere answer if your serious. At my age and hotness factor if an attractive woman got into a convo with me at a bar I would have to assume they are looking to get paid. (or a cop)
If she has any werther's originals -> too old
Ring pops -> too young
Yep, its referred to 'Grandma's Hands' when you are trying to figure age out.............
Nobody on here is gonna turn a piece down as long as she is legal, guaranteed! If you say otherwise, youre lying!
If you're at a bar and you can't reasonably tell from her appearance whether she's outside your acceptable range, it's fair to assume she's good to go.
The only caveat to that is that it's definitely harder to tell the older I get. Very often these days early 20's can look late 20's or even early 30's... which is not always a problem... until one of them says "hey, aren't you _______'s dad??"