Now we know. Cheeto is 5'11" and 300 pounds.

pjhawk

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He's 6' 1" max. That's Tiger's height and they're roughly the same in photos together.
And Tiger may have lost height in the last few years with all his physical issues.

I would bet Trump was over 6 ft at his peak, but the guy is 80 yrs old, he probably has lost an inch or two.

Jack Nicklaus is like 5' 9" now, which he admits, but says he was 5' 11.5" before golf destroyed his back and he had a bunch of surgeries that reduced his height.
 

TigerGrowls

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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...its just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.
 

Knickslions69

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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...its just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.
Maybe Covid vaccine made him shrink
 
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PabloNole

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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...its just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.
 

LafayetteBear

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Nov 30, 2009
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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...its just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.
THIS ^^^^ is just the kind of response I was expecting - and hoping - to evoke. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 
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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...its just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.
-2/10
 

SoProudNole

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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...it’s just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.

Your parents should crawl out of the grave, beat the s.hit out of you and apologize to everyone else.
 
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LafayetteBear

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I'm just hoping that the public discussion regarding Trump morphs into a renewed discussion of the size of his hands. Or feet. "Small hand, small feet, small ..." Remember when that last happened? Trump was publicly assuring everyone that he was "all that" when it came to his junk. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. :cool:
 
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magaboy

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Embarrassing thread for you beta libs. You guys aren't worthy of shining Trumps shoes much less talking trash about him as an 80 year old man. To reference Hunter fucking_biden as a legit reference is a joke. Everyone loses height in old age...its just a fact. Trump has lost a few inches no doubt but so fucking_what??? He is a legit legend.
He's a rapist and a pedophile
 

fatpiggy

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I'm just hoping that the public discussion regarding Trump morphs into a renewed discussion of the size of his hands. Or feet. "Small hand, small feet, small ..." Remember when that last happened? Trump was publicly assuring everyone that he was "all that" when it came to his junk. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. :cool:
I think that moment helped him win the election. No matter what they threw at him, he was going to respond. Democrats were aghast at his honesty and republicans and independents loved that he didn’t take the sh it from the fake news. That was a defining moment on his road to victory.
 
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