Do you remember how you celebrated your 30th?

JohnHughsPartner

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lol

 

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Bonerfarts1

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Imagine being scared of the color pink.

 

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jimneffer

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Bonerfarts1 said:

Imagine being scared of the color pink.

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while having complete fealty to a man who won't appear in public without comically embarrassing amounts of makeup and a hairdo that's been ridiculed for decades

 

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JohnHughsPartner

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jimneffer said:

while having complete fealty to a man who won't appear in public without comically embarrassing amounts of makeup and a hairdo that's been ridiculed for decades

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Bonerfarts1

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JohnHughsPartner said:

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JohnHughsPartner

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Bonerfarts1 said:

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Rifler

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Played golf with my buddies and returned to a girlfriend sponsored surprise party at my apartment,.. Great day!

 

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Hydro2.0

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I celebrated by having sex with @JohnHughsPartner dad. It was really really gay

 

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Aardvark86

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I think my car insurance premium went down

 

JohnHughsPartner

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Hydro2.0 said:

I celebrated by having sex with @JohnHughsPartner dad. It was really really gay

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My dad passed at a protest in Minnesota because he was a huge phaggot that not only spat but physically assaulted a LEO officer. His name was Alex

So what you said tracks

 

fskillet

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Skydiving followed by golf iirc

 

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firegiver

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oh no! is he gay? Get Lindsey to recommend him some conversion therapy

 

alaskanseminole

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JohnHughsPartner said:

Do you remember how you celebrated your 30th?​

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LuciousBDragon

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The 30th time I banged OP’s Mom, I celebrated by giving her a Sour Cream & Raisin Cream Pie.

 

JohnHughsPartner

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LuciousBDragon said:

The 30th time I banged OP’s Mom, I celebrated by giving her a Sour Cream & Raisin Cream Pie.

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I’m calling BS
My mom was a trashy lesbian that died trying to run over a LEO in Minnesota