You are incredibly easily confused. Not an uncommon trait amongst the intellectually challenged. Dont worry Radio, I'll get you through it. I have an acreage and as part of that I start fun threads about projects I complete. Last year I put in a 109ft (max height 4.5 feet) wall as well as a large flower bed/ Fireplace area. Im sure you have all sorts of fun projects like that when you are not being an epic *****.
OK, landscaper. No one is confused ... except for you, about your sexuality.
I hire people to do my landscaping and home improvements at all 3 of my homes. Maybe I'll hire you to do some work if you can fix your "I'm an angry, insecure, sexually-confused 12-year-old-boy" attitude.
"I have a double major." "I'm in finance." "I **** your salary."