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rudedude

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This appeared in our local paper this past week and it’s the greatest obituary ever! 🤣🤣🤣

www.thetimes-tribune.com

Robert ‘Bob’ Shebaugh – Scranton Times-Tribune

Robert Bob Shebaugh of Citra, FL, formerly of Madison Township, PA, discarded his disease-ridden body for a one-way trip to the stars in a drug-fueled rocket ship on June 21, 2026. He was 77 years young. Born on November 28, 1948, to…
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PSU Mike

PSU Mike

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Looks kinda stoned in the picture. Good for him. I’ve long suspected anybody that writes mine will face the decision of calling me an *******.
 
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Rick76

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In the immortal words of Mark Antony in the HBO series Rome, "Now that's an exit!" :cool:
 
LionJim

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PSU Mike said:
Looks kinda stoned in the picture. Good for him. I’ve long suspected anybody that writes mine will face the decision of calling me an *******.
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The British actor Paul Eddington, when asked what he’d like to have on his gravestone, answered with “He did very little harm.” I like that.
 
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LionJim said:
The British actor Paul Eddington, when asked what he’d like to have on his gravestone, answered with “He did very little harm.” I like that.
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College Roomate… When asked what he wants on his gravestone…. Blow Me!
 
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May be the best ever because it’s the most honest ever.

I’ve read obituaries of people I knew who were criminals, dishonest, etc etc and their obituary made them sound even holier than the Pope….
 
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