OT: The Best Obituary Ever!

rudedude

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This appeared in our local paper this past week and it’s the greatest obituary ever! 🤣🤣🤣

 

PSU Mike

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Looks kinda stoned in the picture. Good for him. I’ve long suspected anybody that writes mine will face the decision of calling me an *******.
 
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LionJim

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Looks kinda stoned in the picture. Good for him. I’ve long suspected anybody that writes mine will face the decision of calling me an *******.
The British actor Paul Eddington, when asked what he’d like to have on his gravestone, answered with “He did very little harm.” I like that.
 
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Achowalogan

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May be the best ever because it’s the most honest ever.

I’ve read obituaries of people I knew who were criminals, dishonest, etc etc and their obituary made them sound even holier than the Pope….
 
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