Messi, six goals in three World Cup games

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FlotownDawg

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Too bad he’s washed up or he’d have 10

 

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Pak Drescott

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3 then 2 and now only 1 goal today. At this rate he won't have any goals in the next game. #washedup

 

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HotMop

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KOdawg77

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It’s not that he’s that good, everyone else is really bad.

 

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BulldogBlitz

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He has booted 6 goals, but by the looks of social media, he has booted 100x more dogs.

 

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curseddawgs

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If they lose to Cape Verde no one will remember his stat padding

 

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Perd Hapley

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He only has 2 more goals than the players with the 2nd most goals. If Argentina doesn’t win a few in the knockout rounds, he might not even finish as the leading goal scorer in the whole World Cup!!!11!!11!!

 

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