WWYD, Casey’s pizza edition

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So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb
 
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hawkeyetraveler

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So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb

 

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So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb
Hahaha fucan gross dude that’s a gas station floor.
 
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With a hangover OP likely had enough residual alcohol in his system to negate any gas station floor microbial nasties,... It's all good man.
 

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So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb
I have drank beer from a game worn rugby boot and would not eat Casey's Floor Pizza.

I really hesitate to write this, for several reasons, and I love you like a sister so please don't think I am trying to be mean here but.... you need to find some Jesus in your life bro.
 
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hawkeyetraveler

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Hahaha fucan gross dude that’s a gas station floor.
Exactly. I‘m guessing less than 10 minutes before he picked the slice off the ground someone had tromped through the piss covered Casey’s bathroom floor and then wandered over to the pizza area. Guarantee there was a little piss on the pizza.

I use the 3 second rule at home, but in a Casey’s? Hell to the no.
 

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So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb


 

AFM22

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Exactly. I‘m guessing less than 10 minutes before he picked the slice off the ground someone had tromped through the piss covered Casey’s bathroom floor and then wandered over to the pizza area. Guarantee there was a little piss on the pizza.

I use the 3 second rule at home, but in a Casey’s? Hell to the no.
For a non fresh slice of Casey’s.
 
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So I went into Casey’s this morning stoopidly hungover and needed to grab a breakfast pizza. Of course bacon but there was only one left. I grabbed it but it slipped out of the bag crust down on the floor. It maybe had 1 second tops of contact. Being the last slice I couldn’t get a new one and didn’t have the patience to wait for a fresh pie. I ate it anyway.

Would you have done the same? Does the 3 second rule apply to gas station floors? csb
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