Super regional is two morning games

Willow Grove Dawg

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Games are being played in Eastern Time, bend the rules in your favor. Get her on a technicality.

Hey, what about our lubricating? The wife has me on a strict not before noon rule. Southern Baptist, you know.
The rule is that you cannot drink by yourself before noon. That does not mean someone else has to be drinking with you, but instead someone else just has to be in your proximity for you to drink before noon.
There is also an exception for athletic events that begin before noon - (1) game time if you are watching on television & (2) 3 hours prior to game time if you are attending the event.
 
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The rule is that you cannot drink by yourself before noon. That does not mean someone else has to be drinking with you, but instead someone else just has to be in your proximity for you to drink before noon.
There is also an exception for athletic events that begin before noon - (1) game time if you are watching on television & (2) 3 hours prior to game time if you are attending the event.
If the grill's lit, you can be too. You can't drink all day if you don't start early. It's a beer CAN, not a beer CAN'T.
 

Dawgbite

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Never mind. Just noticed it’s Saturday/ Sunday and not Friday. So much for my theory.
The rule is that you cannot drink by yourself before noon. That does not mean someone else has to be drinking with you, but instead someone else just has to be in your proximity for you to drink before noon.
There is also an exception for athletic events that begin before noon - (1) game time if you are watching on television & (2) 3 hours prior to game time if you are attending the event.
he mentioned the wife and lubricants in the same sentence, are you sure he’s talking about drinking?
 
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