Houston Attorney charged with bestiality after raping the family dog

RockyMtNole

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One day you’re seeing clients and going to your kids’ sports games, the next day you’re a dog rapist splashed across the Internet.

I’ve always wondered what these people do. Probably either off themselves or go live out your days in the woods in the middle of some rural area.
 

noleclone2

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Sounds like the wife knew he was up to no good installing surveillance camera he apparently was not aware of but instead of catching him with the baby sitter or the housewife next door, she caught him with their dog🤣🤣
 
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PinkShizzle

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One day you’re seeing clients and going to your
I’ve always wondered what these people do. Probably either off themselves or go live out your days in the woods in the middle of some rural area.
I know a guy, a youtube food challenge dude, 100k subscribers, that got hammered on live stream, and thought he **** his phone off. Nope, he cranked the hog for all the world to see.

I'd contemplate offing myself or just disappearing but he just was Teflon amd kept going BAU
 

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I know a guy, a youtube food challenge dude, 100k subscribers, that got hammered on live stream, and thought he **** his phone off. Nope, he cranked the hog for all the world to see.

I'd contemplate offing myself or just disappearing but he just was Teflon amd kept going BAU

Yep. Shame ain't what it used to be.
 
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DFSNOLE_rivals

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I know a guy, a youtube food challenge dude, 100k subscribers, that got hammered on live stream, and thought he **** his phone off. Nope, he cranked the hog for all the world to see.

I'd contemplate offing myself or just disappearing but he just was Teflon amd kept going BAU
You know him or know of him?
 

Hydro2.0

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I know a guy, a youtube food challenge dude, 100k subscribers, that got hammered on live stream, and thought he **** his phone off. Nope, he cranked the hog for all the world to see.

I'd contemplate offing myself or just disappearing but he just was Teflon amd kept going BAU
I mean that’s embarrassing but at least it’s not fuc.king your family pet
 

LafayetteBear

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1. Thank God they blacked out that poor dog's eyes in order to save him from public embarrassment and humiliation.

2. What was Captain Houseboat doing in Houston?
 

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One day you’re seeing clients and going to your kids’ sports games, the next day you’re a dog rapist splashed across the Internet.

I’ve always wondered what these people do. Probably either off themselves or go live out your days in the woods in the middle of some rural area.
I think they end up getting a job in the Trump admin.