GOOD MORNING! Man accused of breaking into medical examiner’s office, sexually abusing 4 corpses

Torbee

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I'm not going to badmouth him until I get a look at the corpses. They might have been hot!
 
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Bonerfarts1

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Show me the sign on the wall that says you can't do that.

 

PW Herman

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Can you imagine getting that call as a surviving family member? Yikes!

I mean at the end of the day, I'd prefer it over any living female in my life. It's not ideal, but if I had to choose and a gun was pointed at me. I love you grandma, but Godspeed (literally)
 

LafayetteBear

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I mean at the end of the day, I'd prefer it over any living female in my life.
Not sure if serious. Please clarify. You'd rather have relations with a corpse than any living female in your life? Are you by chance in the middle of a nasty divorce?
 

PW Herman

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Not sure if serious. Please clarify. You'd rather have relations with a corpse than any living female in your life? Are you by chance in the middle of a nasty divorce?

No, I'm saying if someone was going to sexually assault someone in my life I'd prefer it be a corpse that's a relative than an living one. WTF?
 
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Torbee

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Do you think he "finished" with all four of them?

Or was it more like sampling a buffet?

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