This story makes no sense.
What "bluff" did he call? She didn't let people go to the bathroom. She didn't let him go to the bathroom, despite him asking. She stood by her rule. No bluff was called. That's not what calling a bluff is. I guess the closest thing to calling a bluff here would be if she eventually caved and let him go.
Regardless, the other really stupid thing is, why would he drink gatorade beforehand? He could have just kept asking to go. Whether or not he actually had to go didn't matter. The only thing that idiot did was put himself in a position where he might actually have to pee, and he wouldn't be able to go, so he'd have to piss himself, or do something really stupid ... like whip out his lil d in public ... in a school (i.e. potential sex offender) ... and urinate. A sane person, in that situation, would have just left and gone to the bathroom.
I think you just tried to make up a story to seem cool (that would track, given your creepy stalker attacking persona), but, in your psychotic state, you couldn't come up with anything that made sense.
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Otherwise, you just confirmed that you were not only a urine jar person, but a urine jar family. That also tracks.