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Oh, sorry. It may actually be Mixed Martial Arts (aka "MMA"). To honor the semiquincentennial (i.e., 250th - I had to look that one up) anniversary of this country's founding, we're gonna have mixed martial arts fighting on the White House lawn. Octagon and all.

In a moment of divine inspiration, Cheeto decided to erect an Octagon and host an MMA fighting event to celebrate this august occasion. What's not to like with that? A July 4 tableau with a half demolished White House sporting a mixed martial arts Octagon on the grounds. With scads of tatted up MMA fighters, card girls, and MMA afficianados (i.e., nimrods) in attendance. It's classic Trump. I'm not sure you could improve on that. Maybe a tractor pull?

 
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LafayetteBear said:
Oh, sorry. It may actually be Mixed Martial Arts (aka "MMA"). To honor the semiquincentennial (i.e., 250th - I had to look that one up) anniversary of this country's founding, we're gonna have mixed martial arts fighting on the White House lawn. Octagon and all.

In a moment of divine inspiration, Cheeto decided to erect an Octagon and host an MMA fighting event to celebrate this august occasion. What's not to like with that? A July 4 tableau with a half demolished White House sporting a mixed martial arts Octagon on the grounds. With scads of tatted up MMA fighters, card girls, and MMA afficianados (i.e., nimrods) in attendance. It's classic Trump. I'm not sure you could improve on that. Maybe a tractor pull?

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Our Mad King is resurrecting Gladiator Games. I wonder if he'll give the thumbs up/thumbs down to have the losers killed.

Maybe he'll have an Illegals Hunt ... capture some illegal immigrants ... release them on the White House grounds and have a bunch of yahoos chase them down and pew pew. Or the Illegals Games, like the Hunger Games but ... you know ... or maybe he'll just stick to the original model and have 2 teenage "tributes" from each state vie for state supremacy.
 
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LafayetteBear said:
Oh, sorry. It may actually be Mixed Martial Arts (aka "MMA"). To honor the semiquincentennial (i.e., 250th - I had to look that one up) anniversary of this country's founding, we're gonna have mixed martial arts fighting on the White House lawn. Octagon and all.

In a moment of divine inspiration, Cheeto decided to erect an Octagon and host an MMA fighting event to celebrate this august occasion. What's not to like with that? A July 4 tableau with a half demolished White House sporting a mixed martial arts Octagon on the grounds. With scads of tatted up MMA fighters, card girls, and MMA afficianados (i.e., nimrods) in attendance. It's classic Trump. I'm not sure you could improve on that. Maybe a tractor pull?

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I guess you're not going to attend?
 
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UrHuckleberry said:
It definitely is. Was just ribbing over the Trump suing himself for 10B news somehow being missed by so many pubs.
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that's also old news (depending on definition of old) But I just saw something in another thread that said Trump was willing to drop his suit in return for $1billion + for those arrested for the Jan 6 riot. Don't know how true, just "reporting"
 
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baltimorened said:
that's also old news (depending on definition of old) But I just saw something in another thread that said Trump was willing to drop his suit in return for $1billion + for those arrested for the Jan 6 riot. Don't know how true, just "reporting"
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It was 1.7B, and yes, that has been reported.
 
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LafayetteBear said:
Oh, sorry. It may actually be Mixed Martial Arts (aka "MMA"). To honor the semiquincentennial (i.e., 250th - I had to look that one up) anniversary of this country's founding, we're gonna have mixed martial arts fighting on the White House lawn. Octagon and all.

In a moment of divine inspiration, Cheeto decided to erect an Octagon and host an MMA fighting event to celebrate this august occasion. What's not to like with that? A July 4 tableau with a half demolished White House sporting a mixed martial arts Octagon on the grounds. With scads of tatted up MMA fighters, card girls, and MMA afficianados (i.e., nimrods) in attendance. It's classic Trump. I'm not sure you could improve on that. Maybe a tractor pull?

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Did you get your tickets yet?
 
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