Questions for our New Iowa Brethren

tigres88

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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)
 
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hawkeyetraveler

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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)
Yes - love real southern fried chicken. Well, I love almost any fried chicken which is why I have to workout so much.

Never had a Publix sub. Only been in a Publix a few times when we rented Airbnb’s near one.

Not sure what A meat and three is…is that 3 sides with a choice of BBQ meat?

Love BBQ, don’t have a favorite style or place. I like all the variety from Texas to the Carolina’s.

Tits.
 

Torbee

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I got chicken at this place once and it was really good - I feel like it was probably "southern fried"?



About the best BBQ I've had was in Sea Island, Georgia. I like it better than KC style.

Is a "meat and 3" a BBQ order with one type of meat and three sides? If not, I don't know what it is.

Publix is OK - but I don't eat grocery store subs.

I am an assman through and through. Bewbs are kewl, but I don't care if they are little, big or in between. But a nice, round, thicc booty? That is precious.

Also, Big 10 football is superior to southern football.
 

GOHOX69

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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)
Yes.
Bo jangles. 8/10 and love sweet tea.
Never had the sub but met two cute women there in Miami.
Yes. I have opinions but generally like beans, collards and mac/cheese. I like pulled pork but Carolina style. Not a huge douse it in sweet sauce fan.
As s man
Almost went to school at ufl and uab. I like the food down there. I'm brown but people were fine with me and food wasn't pretentious.
 

UrHuckleberry

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I got chicken at this place once and it was really good - I feel like it was probably "southern fried"?



About the best BBQ I've had was in Sea Island, Georgia. I like it better than KC style.

Is a "meat and 3" a BBQ order with one type of meat and three sides? If not, I don't know what it is.

Publix is OK - but I don't eat grocery store subs.

I am an assman through and through. Bewbs are kewl, but I don't care if they are little, big or in between. But a nice, round, thicc booty? That is precious.

Also, Big 10 football is superior to southern football.
Color me surprised someone from Iowa likes a good tight end.
 
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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)
Do Charlotte and Pinehurst count as the south? If so, I have had fried chicken in both and it tasted like fried chicken. I.e., it was delicious there and delicious in Iowa.

I have not had a publix sub.

I do not know what a meat and 3 is.

Southern BBQ is too generic to comment upon. Be more specific as to region.

Butts vs. boobs is a sliding scale, and as a HORTer, I have only been with beautiful women with nice butts and boobs. But gun to the head, I would prefer someone flat as a board with a perfect butt over a fatty with giant cans.
 

Outbackbowl2017

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Lived in the mid Atlantic for many years….VA and NC so have some experience with the all of the requested items.

fried chicken….had it numerous ways…brined or soaked in buttermilk then fried. All is good and like broiled too, to keep the moisture in.

Like Pubix of all the southern stores as well as Harris Peter. Publix’s subs are good, no doubt for grocery sandwiches.

Meat and three? I prefer pulled not chopped pork and not a fan of vinegar based bbq sauce. Prefer fatty brisket or burnt ends smoked in a little bbq sauce - spicey or a little heat w/ green beans, hush puppies, and coleslaw with some hot sauce on it to go with the sweet of it. Ribs are similar here or there. Midwest bbq is all about the smoke factor and big chunks of meat vs chopped pork or thin sliced brisket. But you can’t go wrong with bbq in the South or Midwest.

Regarding T & A….depends which way they are walking…..toward you or away. Love a nice rack though with a low cut top or open blouse showing off the assets. But then you have a nice a$$ in yoga pants can make the day. Love them both. Sorry.
 

LunchBox50

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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)

The chicken is great.
Publix subs (and key lime pie) are good.
This "meat and 3" is foreign to me.
Southern cue is good; Kansas City is better.
Tits.
 
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Tom Paris

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Sweet tea is an abomination. I love tea, but sugar makes it gross. I feel the same way about Arnold Palmers.
I only drink sweet tea in the south.
I would love to try fried chicken from a hole in the wall place down south. Problem is, we’re always going to a coast so I’m eating mostly fresh seafood.

I have yet to have BBQ that I didn’t like from basically any part of the country. My kid lives in KC so we have our favorites. My no pic wife loves the vinegar based Carolina BBQ sauces.
 

Hydro2.0

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I don’t think I’ve had “southern fried chicken” but I can’t imagine it’s too much different.

been to a few Publix, never had a sub.

no to a meat 3 unless we’re talking gay orgy and then still no.

Bbq is good no matter the region but I do like Carolina type sauce

*** all day son
 

Ktrain1969

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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)
Love southern fried chicken. Yes.

Never been to a Publix.

Meat and 3 sides. Arby's.

Love all barbecue.

A SS all day. With stretch marks.
 

GesterHawk

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Southern Fried Chicken - yes, Southern Fry me a shoe and I'd nibble on it. That said my go to Southern food is shrimp and cheesy grits - preferably with sausage and a side of greens and mac and cheese.

I haven't been to a Publix since I was 12 - I am a fan of Harris Teeter though. So no sub that I can remember.

Does a meat and three joint in Charlotte satisfy the requirement?

All BBQ is alright by me - never met a style I didn't like. That said, I am a sweet heat man at heart.

Neither - I prefer the fit/athletic body type of a tall volleyball player. So a nice flat midriff that she is not ashamed to flaunt in crop tops and low cut jeans. That said, I like bewbs that don't slide into her arm pits when she's on her back and an a_s that doesn't swallow your head when you are eating it.
 
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PinkShizzle

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What are your thoughts on:

- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south?

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment?

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ

- A ss or tits (have to choose)
- Love me some southern fried chicken, it's delicious. I find it hard to screw up fried food, but the good stuff stands out. I've been all over the south and did a program at LSU (don't hate me).

- I was pretty drunk when getting a Publix sub. I remember the menu was surprisingly really big. I don't remember the sub I had but whatever it was, I liked it.

- I do not know what a "meat and 3" is without googling it.

- I love southern BBQ, whether it's SC, Texas, Memphis, etc. It's all better than was I get here in California.

- Both are great but I am on Team Tiddies.. biiiig big fan of juggs.
 
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Jerome Silberman

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It's very good, yes I have.

Yes, honestly disappointing considering the amount of hype. The sandwiches are fine, but nothing to write home about.

Yes, no I haven't been but definitely would try. I walked past one in Nashville last time I was there. I think the community/cafeteria vibe is cool, but just not something I'd probably make time for while visiting. Seems much more like a lunch concept for locals trying to be economical.

North Carolina BBQ > South Carolina BBQ > Texas BBQ > Memphis/St Louis/Alabama. Whole hog is fun and good, but also unnecessary...unless I get the cheeks.

***
 

An Iowa fan

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My wife and I spend the winter on Marco Island, Florida.

The Collier House is a southern style restaurant. It used to be Marek's but was remodeled. www.thecollierhouse.com

Southern style fried chicken. Shrimp and grits.

Also unique, they have a Banana Bread Old-Fashioned ( Rye).

Subs at Publix on South Barfield are good.

Meat and 3 in Nashville.
 

hawkbirch

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- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south? not something I order in a restaurant usually but I'm guessing I would like it if I tried it.

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it Been to Publix but never had a sub there

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment? don't think so. If it's a meat and three sides, I'd pick brisket with jalapeno creamed corn from Jethro's, corn and mac and cheese.

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ. I love BBQ so assume I would like Southern BBQ too.

- A ss or tits (have to choose). I have tits so they get less exciting when I can play with them whenever I want. Guess that means I choose ***.
 

AFM22

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- Southern Fried Chicken? Ever had it in the actual south? not something I order in a restaurant usually but I'm guessing I would like it if I tried it.

- Publix Subs- Ever had one? Rate it Been to Publix but never had a sub there

- Know what a meat and 3 is, and ever been to a meat and 3 establishment? don't think so. If it's a meat and three sides, I'd pick brisket with jalapeno creamed corn from Jethro's, corn and mac and cheese.

- I'd love your hot takes on Southern BBQ. I love BBQ so assume I would like Southern BBQ too.

- A ss or tits (have to choose). I have tits so they get less exciting when I can play with them whenever I want. Guess that means I choose ***.
You not have an *** you can play with?