Lane Kiffin is a genius

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He’s a douchebag. But he also is a genius.

Think about what he’s actually doing here. The fastest way to launch LSU back into national relevance isn’t just winning games, it’s ripping the heart out of Ole Miss on national television. And he knows it.

He had zero interest in some slow-burn SEC rivalry. He walked in and immediately turned Sept. 19 in Oxford into an emotional nuclear device.

Because year one? He has almost nothing to lose.

If LSU loses, the narrative is easy:
“Give him time”
“Roster isn’t fully his yet.”
“We’ll get them in Baton Rouge next year.”

Everyone buys that.

But if he walks into Oxford and beats Ole Miss? It’s Chernobyl. Absolute meltdown territory. The kind of loss that plants doubt everywhere fans, boosters, recruits, locker room, NIL giving, all of it. Suddenly the Pete Golding era and this entire Ole Miss run starts feeling fragile overnight.

Maybe it doesn’t collapse immediately. Those things usually take 1-2 years to fully crater. But psychologically? It starts Sept. 19 with one Tiger win.

And the sick part is… he knows exactly what he’s doing.

He just manufactured the biggest emotional game Oxford has ever seen while carrying limited downside himself. Ole Miss still has upside if they win. They keep the run alive another season but the downside is Grand Canyon deep.

It’s the SEC version of Conor McGregor selling a fight. Loud, arrogant, theatrical, polarizing… but calculated down to the decimal point.
 

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That game will be fun to watch.

That said, I don't envy the situation they are in. Kiffin is a douchebag, I don't care what kind of coach he is.
There will be next level hatred at that game.
 
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onewoof

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worth a read to see what struggles the LSU billion dollar brand has to battle against in 2026

 

FreeDawg

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Oh you mean like if Mullen were to leave here and come back and win on our field with a mediocre at best team? Like that kind of loss? That would be tough.
A few big differences. Mullen handled his exit professionally and didn’t act like a dick on his way out. Now as far as losing the game, that was a huge deflator for JoMo but JoMo was just a **** coach to begin with. Pete has done a really nice job with OM thus far but he’s riding a momentum wave fueled by proving Lane wrong. If Lane was to win this game, it’s destroys the entire rally call esp considering the heightened energy for this game.
 

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This isnt who I envision when I think of geniuses.

This is who I think of when I imagine manufactured drama and distraction entertainment.

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OG Goat Holder

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Oh you mean like if Mullen were to leave here and come back and win on our field with a mediocre at best team? Like that kind of loss? That would be tough.
I actually see this playing out like that. Kiffin will probably have a hot start like Mullen did, do some stupid shlt like Mullen did, and flame out in a wild way without winning anything of note.

Mullen was a bad fit at Flarrda just like Kiffin is at LSU. The dubmass should have taken the Florida job, honestly, to bring it full circle. Both he and Stricklinz are morons for not getting that done.
 

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Ask Kirby smart if he’s a competent coach. I don’t particularly like him but this idea that UMiss is about to fall off a cliff is a fantasy.
19 power 4 coaches are new this year. All of them took more than 12, with some being 20+, transfers to their new team. Kiffin got 4.

If anyone on here has convinced themselves the wheels are about to just fall off at Ole Miss with Trinidad and Kewan Lacy coming back of their playoff run, unfortunately they’re mistaken. They’re not about to fall of a cliff with that and go 6-6 or something.

Doesn’t mean we can’t get better and beat them to ruin their season though.
 

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19 power 4 coaches are new this year. All of them took more than 12, with some being 20+, transfers to their new team. Kiffin got 4.

If anyone on here has convinced themselves the wheels are about to just fall off at Ole Miss with Trinidad and Kewan Lacy coming back of their playoff run, unfortunately they’re mistaken. They’re not about to fall of a cliff with that and go 6-6 or something.

Doesn’t mean we can’t get better and beat them to ruin their season though.
Orrrrr... and stay with me here Johnny... LSU already had a lot of talented players, and other than those two you named (who OM sold out for to keep the illusion going) Lane didn't desperately want many more olemiss cuntshits on his team.
 

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You left out a key word. He's not head coach material.
Early returns say maybe he is. He beat the sec champion, almost beat the #2 team in the nation, & brought in a top portal class. And kept key players from transferring out. I really hope you’re right. But so far I’m not seeing it.
 

Rsbrsb1010

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Orrrrr... and stay with me here Johnny... LSU already had a lot of talented players, and other than those two you named (who OM sold out for to keep the illusion going) Lane didn't desperately want many more olemiss cuntshits on his team.
I think they’ll fall off substantially in ‘27. I just cannot see how with Trinidad coming back that they are going to suck this year. Bracing myself for it
 

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I think Lacey and Trinidad will hide most of Golding’s on the job training coaching mistakes. He couldn’t be in a better situation. Recruiting in the portal was much easier with the playoff run this year. Lacey and Trinidad will beat some teams seemingly by themselves. Boosters are pissed off at Kiffin and pouring money into NIL partially just to prove that Kiffin wasn’t the sole reason OM has performed well recently.

If you were going to be launched into a head coaching job in the SEC, I’m not sure it gets better than that.

With all that being said, I hope they lose by 3 TDs to LSU and any other team with a pulse.
 
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Ask Kirby smart if he’s a competent coach. I don’t particularly like him but this idea that UMiss is about to fall off a cliff is a fantasy.
Do you really think Kirby would come out and say another coach, that he is probably buddies with isn't a competent coach? The coaching community is pretty protective of each other in the grand scheme.
 
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Rsbrsb1010

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I think Lacey and Trinidad will hide most of Golding’s on the job training coaching mistakes. He couldn’t be in a better situation. Recruiting in the portal was much easier with the playoff run this year. Lacey and Trinidad will beat some teams seemingly by themselves. Boosters are pissed off at Kiffin and pouring money into NIL partially just to prove that Kiffin wasn’t the sole reason OM has performed well recently.

If you were going to be launched into a head coaching job in the SEC, I’m not sure it gets better than that.

With all that being said, I hope they lose by 3 TDs to LSU and any other team with a pulse.
We have GOT to put together a competent 7-8 win team this year that will be at the least a single digit point dog to them, and hang with them if not win. If we sputter to a 3-5 win season and they make the playoff again I just think that the degree of separation will be too much for us to bear.
 
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patdog

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We have GOT to put together a competent 7-8 win team this year that will be at the least a single digit point dog to them, and hang with them if not win. If we sputter to a 3-5 win season and they make the playoff again I just think that the degree of separation will be too much for us to bear.
I don’t think they’ll make the playoffs. But they’ll win 4 games more then we will & beat us by double digits. The degree of separation. Is bigger than it’s been in my memory.
 

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Ask Kirby smart if he’s a competent coach. I don’t particularly like him but this idea that UMiss is about to fall off a cliff is a fantasy.
It's really difficult for a defensive coach to find the right offensive coach. What made UM good was their offense under Kiffin. There defense was good, but not good enough to overcome good teams without that explosive offense. If they have a mediocre OC, they will struggle.
 
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I actually see this playing out like that. Kiffin will probably have a hot start like Mullen did, do some stupid shlt like Mullen did, and flame out in a wild way without winning anything of note.

Mullen was a bad fit at Flarrda just like Kiffin is at LSU. The dubmass should have taken the Florida job, honestly, to bring it full circle. Both he and Stricklinz are morons for not getting that done.
How is he a bad fit at LSU? Other than their impatient fan base, which is no different than any other blue blood.
 
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patdog

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How is he a bad fit at LSU? Other than their impatient fan base, which is no different than any other blue blood.
Saban was a “bad fit”for LSU. Miles was a “bad fit” for LSU. Kelly was a “bad fit” for LSU. If you can win, they won’t care.
 

paindonthurt

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He’s a douchebag. But he also is a genius.

Think about what he’s actually doing here. The fastest way to launch LSU back into national relevance isn’t just winning games, it’s ripping the heart out of Ole Miss on national television. And he knows it.

He had zero interest in some slow-burn SEC rivalry. He walked in and immediately turned Sept. 19 in Oxford into an emotional nuclear device.

Because year one? He has almost nothing to lose.

If LSU loses, the narrative is easy:
“Give him time”
“Roster isn’t fully his yet.”
“We’ll get them in Baton Rouge next year.”

Everyone buys that.

But if he walks into Oxford and beats Ole Miss? It’s Chernobyl. Absolute meltdown territory. The kind of loss that plants doubt everywhere fans, boosters, recruits, locker room, NIL giving, all of it. Suddenly the Pete Golding era and this entire Ole Miss run starts feeling fragile overnight.

Maybe it doesn’t collapse immediately. Those things usually take 1-2 years to fully crater. But psychologically? It starts Sept. 19 with one Tiger win.

And the sick part is… he knows exactly what he’s doing.

He just manufactured the biggest emotional game Oxford has ever seen while carrying limited downside himself. Ole Miss still has upside if they win. They keep the run alive another season but the downside is Grand Canyon deep.

It’s the SEC version of Conor McGregor selling a fight. Loud, arrogant, theatrical, polarizing… but calculated down to the decimal point.
I mean I like where you head is but that one game isn’t gonna make or break ole miss and Pete.
 
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paindonthurt

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Do you really think Kirby would come out and say another coach, that he is probably buddies with isn't a competent coach? The coaching community is pretty protective of each other in the grand scheme.
Yeah I remember all the coaches talking well about croom
 

paindonthurt

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I don’t think they’ll make the playoffs. But they’ll win 4 games more then we will & beat us by double digits. The degree of separation. Is bigger than it’s been in my memory.
You are miserable sometimes.

How’s there home field advantage?