OT: Rutgers Highly Ranked DESPITE Complete Lack of NIL!!!

Jerseylegends

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Id fact check that one... especially with topics like this one, people just make up random 💩 to get engagement on social media..
 
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Knight Shift

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Penn? Cornell? I guess Biff and Muffy get around.
It's nice to see Rutgers #2 on something in the B1G!!

Penn and Cornell on this list too? Is there a connection? Some think getting the poison out relieves "bad feelings."

Here is a list of the top 50 schools in USA with the most depressed student bodies:


  1. University of Pennsylvania
  2. UCLA
  3. Carnegie Mellon
  4. Emory University
  5. Johns Hopkins University
  6. University of Virginia
  7. Yale University
  8. University of Chicago
  9. Columbia University
  10. Brown University
  11. University of Missouri – Columbia
  12. UC Berkeley
  13. Dartmouth College
  14. WUSTL
  15. Vanderbilt University
  16. Cornell University

 

AreYouNUTS

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Id fact check that one... especially with topics like this one, people just make up random 💩 to get engagement on social media..
I’m pretty sure they get statistics from area hospitals and clinics (stats only, no names, obviously…). They’ve been doing these lists for years and we’re always in the top 20.
 

tico brown

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Does STD mean the same thing as it did in the 90s?
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Jerseylegends

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I’m pretty sure they get statistics from area hospitals and clinics (stats only, no names, obviously…). They’ve been doing these lists for years and we’re always in the top 20.
just saying I'd like to see the source of the meme and some type of write up or article or something detailing the poll..
 

LETSGORU91

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Au contraire....lack of NIL contributes to higher STDs imo. If we gave them enough NIL, they'd be able to afford enough to wrap their willy. Maybe RutgersAl can drum up enough donations for the Trojan mobile to make frequent visits.
 

AreYouNUTS

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just saying I'd like to see the source of the meme and some type of write up or article or something detailing the poll..
Yeah, I’ve definitely seen threads here in the past when the statistics came out that had a link to something official. I get it.
 

DJ Spanky

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Jul 25, 2001
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Au contraire....lack of NIL contributes to higher STDs imo. If we gave them enough NIL, they'd be able to afford enough to wrap their willy. Maybe RutgersAl can drum up enough donations for the Trojan mobile to make frequent visits.

I'm really shocked his narcissistic ex-girlfriend didn't explain this to him.
 
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RU0917

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C’mon, not ONE staff post in this thread yet?! I never really bought into this but maybe the media really *doesn’t* like it when Rutgers is highly ranked smh
 

RU0917

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Au contraire....lack of NIL contributes to higher STDs imo. If we gave them enough NIL, they'd be able to afford enough to wrap their willy. Maybe RutgersAl can drum up enough donations for the Trojan mobile to make frequent visits.
So does the Trojan mobile count as a fieldhouse in this case?