Poor guy. How will he ever recover?
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I still often use the fake euphemism from this film.
"I'd like to bend you over a barrel and show you the 50 States."
Now this is one crazy story I have been following. It sounds like to me, that the guy in this situation is either:
1. a huge *****
2. lying (Jussie Smollette style)
I find it hard to believe that any red blooded male would make these accusations and use the language he did (his lawyer did) if he was in any way a victim. (he wasn't). Yes, the lady seems crazy as all get out, but I'm just not buying some of the things he is claiming. It doesn't add up.
In other news, she is smoke. Her elbows are a bit pointy, but smoke.
Truth is, we don't know anything about her other than she's pretty in her pictures. Everything else is coming from a guy who is likely nuts and shaking down JP Morgan.
As soon as I heard that she made him cry by forcing that bad ol bj on him, I was suspicious. I mean any red blooded male would have (a) not cried; or (b) if he did, leave that small unnecessary detail out of the damn story.
You know that your wife is present at the deposition when you say...
Maybe she is just that good, you can’t help but shed tears of joy.
I mean, it seems pretty obvious he’s lying. They’ve already retracted the filing for “corrections”. But even without that, if she was an absolute freak like he’s claiming, there’s no way that guy would be the one guy she was doing that too. JP Morgan would know there would be other guys who would maybe not be little bitches and tattle, but probably wouldn’t perjure themselves to protect her. This is just some weird fantasy the guy has. Or else his wife caught him with a hookers panties in his car or something and he made up an elaborate lie that he hasn’t been able to shut down with her standing over him.
Do not slander this young man. If you have any compromising photos of the boss lady, send them to my email.
I heard there’s a screenplay in the works. Who do you think will land the lead role?
(not really but it’s fun to think about)
(not really but it’s fun to think about)
I can cry!Come on, Sydney Sweeney. Come on, Sydney Sweeney
I have an honest question...
How can someone give a man oral sex against his will? Seriously.
You could start by taking me to dinner. Someplace nice, with tablecloths, some soft music maybe!
Please. No. Stop. Don’t do that. Ok ok fine, I will begrudgingly let you 17 your oral orifice with my johnson, but let it be known I object severely…..it’s like when politicians “condemn” something. “Oooooooh”
get real…..dude didn’t not like it.