Hearing Stokes is ours.. Look for Thurs or....

Bluegrass79

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I'm hearing the same thing. My source is Bush Beans. They normally are tight lipped.

They said: commitment from Stokes on Thursday if its raining Tuesday. FRIDAY if that rain is in Jersey. Monday if there's no rain but you had hamburgers on Tuesday. But if you had no rain and you didn't eat hamburgers on Tuesday look for a commitment on Wednesday.




Trust me he is OURS.
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I'm hearing the same thing. My source is Bush Beans. They normally are tight lipped.

They said: commitment from Stokes on Thursday if its raining Tuesday. FRIDAY if that rain is in Jersey. Monday if there's no rain but you had hamburgers on Tuesday. But if you had no rain and you didn't eat hamburgers on Tuesday look for a commitment on Wednesday.




Trust me he is OURS.
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I just used an Ouija board and it spelled out: “STOKES IS COMING. HE IS UNIMPRESSED WITH BILL SELF’S TOUPEE!” 😮

OMG he’s a Cayt!
 

exo6desmo

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I'm hearing the same thing. My source is Bush Beans. They normally are tight lipped.

They said: commitment from Stokes on Thursday if its raining Tuesday. FRIDAY if that rain is in Jersey. Monday if there's no rain but you had hamburgers on Tuesday. But if you had no rain and you didn't eat hamburgers on Tuesday look for a commitment on Wednesday.




Trust me he is OURS.
(🧿🧿)
🐽
👄
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When Bush Beans speak, I listen.

After thinking about it, Bush Beans normally make my anus speak. So lots of **** talking going on
 

Bluegrass79

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Anon troll tugging at our emotional strings.
You must have not heard what bush beans had to say...


THEY SAID: commitment from Stokes on Thursday if its raining Tuesday. FRIDAY if that rain is in Jersey. Monday if there's no rain but you had hamburgers on Tuesday. But if you had no rain and you didn't eat hamburgers on Tuesday look for a commitment on Wednesday.

Gawd. Some people just won't take good news cereal.
 

Bluegrass79

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JMHO but this would be a perfect opportunity for a MOD to step in and require sources from the OP as to the validity of his claim. If he can’t provide such, thread should be deleted.
The only entity that knows is Bush Bean's Duke the Golden Retriever. And he ain't talking.....

You're just going to have to take our word for it:

.... commitment from Stokes on Thursday if its raining Tuesday. FRIDAY if that rain is in Jersey. Monday if there's no rain but you had hamburgers on Tuesday. But if you had no rain and you didn't eat hamburgers on Tuesday look for a commitment on Wednesday.
 

BBNUK4Life

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Disbelief No GIF
 
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This board needs its own Grock.
It’d have to be called “Crock” coz most of the posters just completely make up sh*t. For example, yesterday Tri-County Cat made up about six one hundred percent confirmable lies in a single paragraph and refused to say he was wrong even when I showed him the literal facts said he got it all wrong. Ego before honesty on here.
 

RedwoodHigh

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Oregon. Phil Knight gonna quietly flex those Nike dollars against another Nike school.
Been saying it for weeks. Oregon loaded up with several forwards in portal & signed a couple really good freshmen. Stokes wants to play the 2 & be a KOBE type as a point forward. Look at the rosters Ky - KU & Oregon are building - The Nike Summit & Jordan Brand games gave Oregon & Nike the inside track. Stokes went West for high school & loves it out West. He wants to be the MAN & Oregon will make it happen.
How can Oregon have all that Nike money and be that bad.

Oregon. Phil Knight gonna quietly flex those Nike dollars against another Nike school.
 

BlueBloodKyFan72

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Been saying it for weeks. Oregon loaded up with several forwards in portal & signed a couple really good freshmen. Stokes wants to play the 2 & be a KOBE type as a point forward. Look at the rosters Ky - KU & Oregon are building - The Nike Summit & Jordan Brand games gave Oregon & Nike the inside track. Stokes went West for high school & loves it out West. He wants to be the MAN & Oregon will make it happen.
Personally been done with this for weeks if he comes to UK I will be thrilled if not I’m good with it.
 

Mossip

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FRIDAY if that rain is in Jersey. Monday if there's no rain but you had hamburgers on Tuesday.
Is it whether I ate the burgers last Tuesday, or should my family avoid burgers when meal planning this week? Or should we just eat the burgers like normal? Thanks 🙏

Trying to get a read on the rain predictions for this week. GBB!
 
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