The poor have it too good
While the rest of your post is gold, as well, I wanted to highlight this portion of it as, perhaps, one of the worst statements not involving actual atrocities (murder, rape, molestation, slavery, etc. ... so PalmettoTiger's statement that wanting to bang your daughter is one of the highest honors you can bestow is excluded) that have ever been uttered.
All non-MAGAts need to do is grab this and post it as indicative of the MAGAt way, and game over ... MAGAts will never be in power again.