Any of you guys know what a Clarkeye is?

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This is awesome watching a supposed educated teacher (also pedophile) keep responding even though she knows it is invisible besides the fact she posted. But yeah, you guys aren’t pathetic at all. Hahaha. None of you have posted anything you accuse me of. It’s really simple, retards. Take up your time obsessing with me, and find it. Keep bringing me up on every thread and then play victim. Oh boy this is so much fun
 

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So now 463 admits that we are cool and awesome in one post...but then calls us names in another post!

So which is it, are we cool and awesome or are we subhuman retards?
 

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"I can't see your posts" Hahaha!

Dude, I admitted that I am obsessed with you. I want to watch a reality show about you.

You passed out drunk with a loaded gun with kids around and thought it was "funny", you used 6 cans of bee killer spray and still could not kill one wasp and then that wasp stung you and your grown kid.

You said you cried when that podcaster died! You cried!

Yes, I am obsessed! The stuff you do is amazing!
 
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We are your drug...you can't get enough. It is okay to admit it.

Be totally honest, do you guys love your FB coach or do you hate him? I feel like you are stuck. Is that accurate?
I do love to watch a train wreck.
KF is the man. Has more wins in Memorial stadium than every Nebby head coach since Bo. That's a long time. And he only gets a game there every 2 years.....
 
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I mean this...I would watch a reality show about 463.

I would not be able to binge watch it fast enough. The passing out drunk with a loaded firearm with kids around.

Using 6 (his words, not mine) cans of wasp spray to kill a wasp and not being able to do it and then that very same wasp stinging him and his kids.

Calling random people "subhuman" and "retards" all day long while also telling everyone what a great faith filled heart he has.

I know, I know, that makes me a subhuman retard tizzy ***** stalker...but I would watch every second of that reality show.
Has to be an episode where his innocent daughter is on a date with a local farm boy. The bee story comes up and he says "six cans" wow. You know we have a nest up in the hay-loft that is on my chore list, wanna come see how I do it?

They go, he miraculously takes care of the problem, and, well her as well, it is the hay-loft afterall 😂😂
 

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So, again, we see that for iowa fans, we are their super bowl. We are all you think about.

Remember, NU is bad...and goes to lame bowl games and doesn't get to the playoffs. So...exactly like iowa.
This pretty much covers it. We stink and you stink a little less. Neither are relevant national in football. 2 schools in small population states with not much else to support.
With the new landscape of college football I don’t think either program will be title contenders very often in the future with NIL and portal it will be hard to get to the top.
The only difference is at 61 yrs old I’ve woke up 5 times as a national champ and 3 times with a heisman winner on our team. The new reality is you will never experience that feeling in any sport in the future other than maybe wrestling. That’s got to hurt knowing that so you hang out over here trying to fit in and get called names ,etc and yet you still hang around?
 

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This pretty much covers it. We stink and you stink a little less. Neither are relevant national in football. 2 schools in small population states with not much else to support.
With the new landscape of college football I don’t think either program will be title contenders very often in the future with NIL and portal it will be hard to get to the top.
The only difference is at 61 yrs old I’ve woke up 5 times as a national champ and 3 times with a heisman winner on our team. The new reality is you will never experience that feeling in any sport in the future other than maybe wrestling. That’s got to hurt knowing that so you hang out over here trying to fit in and get called names ,etc and yet you still hang around?
This is spot on.

iowa fans are either stuck rooting for a coach that they hate but at the same time they are scared of how much worse it can be.
 
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clarkeye. /klark-i/ n

1) A migragratory bird from the Sea of Pee in Eastern Iowa. Mostly due to their obsession with major athletic programs that have won something of substance.

They typically migrate multiple times per year to an opposing message board looking for validation or acceptance.

2) A mostly cuck fanbase that has never won a title of substance in a major men's team sport. Legend states that the lone chair in a hotel room was first associated with the clarkeye.
 
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clarkeye. /klark-i/ n

1) A migragratory bird from the Sea of Pee in Eastern Iowa. Mostly due to their obsession with major athletic programs that have won something of substance.

They typically migrate multiple times per year to an opposing message board looking for validation or acceptance.

2) A mostly cuck fanbase that has never won a title of substance in a major men's team sport. Legend states that the lone chair in a hotel room was first associated with the clarkeye.
How can you tell the difference between a male and a female?
 

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Inquiring minds would like to know.........
Is it as lame an insult as it appears?
How come it isn't catching on with anyone other than @RedazzScarlet?

clarkeye. /klark-i/ n

1) A migragratory bird from the Sea of Pee in Eastern Iowa. Mostly due to their obsession with major athletic programs that have won something of substance.

They typically migrate multiple times per year to an opposing message board looking for validation or acceptance.

2) A mostly cuck fanbase that has never won a title of substance in a major men's team sport. Legend states that the lone chair in a hotel room was first associated with the clarkeye.

PERFECT!
 
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Has to be an episode where his innocent daughter is on a date with a local farm boy. The bee story comes up and he says "six cans" wow. You know we have a nest up in the hay-loft that is on my chore list, wanna come see how I do it?

They go, he miraculously takes care of the problem, and, well her as well, it is the hay-loft afterall 😂😂
Hey druggie loser, you are still responsible for that fat cow you supposedly cared about going tits up. You really love being reminded just how much of a piece of **** you and your pathetic life are, don’t you? The best part is you continue to make crazy claims and stories up, but can’t even post up your claims of what I’ve supposedly said. But nah, you don’t have a drug issue, and deserve pity for not having any self respect, self-control, or care enough about the fat pig that died that you would ever look at cause and effect.
This is fun, you enjoying it? You should definitely keep it up, and then cry like a little ***** when you get the daily reminder of how much of a pathetic “life” you have. Now take another hit, pop another pill, and fail to understand why these things keep happening to you.
 

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WTF....seriously. I am lost here. Has the tardation level reached a point in this thread where the inbred Ioway fans are now attacking each other? Will they ever return to the Iowa board? Now that hoops season is over for them, it appears to be a choice between infesting our board, or going back for a second glory hole appointment. IDK man. I fully realize that there is about an 85% chance that all these Iowa people are the same person with multiple accounts. And in fits of bipolar rage are logging in and out attacking himself. That person needs some serious help. The one time I lurked on the Iowa board it was mostly comments on how great Dunker's *** looked, and some corn hybrid info. A few apple butter recipes and somebody trying to sell wooden shoes. It is little wonder they migrate over here.
 

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WTF....seriously. I am lost here. Has the tardation level reached a point in this thread where the inbred Ioway fans are now attacking each other? Will they ever return to the Iowa board? Now that hoops season is over for them, it appears to be a choice between infesting our board, or going back for a second glory hole appointment. IDK man. I fully realize that there is about an 85% chance that all these Iowa people are the same person with multiple accounts. And in fits of bipolar rage are logging in and out attacking himself. That person needs some serious help. The one time I lurked on the Iowa board it was mostly comments on how great Dunker's *** looked, and some corn hybrid info. A few apple butter recipes and somebody trying to sell wooden shoes. It is little wonder they migrate over here.
There are a lot of double accounts! That much is obvious.
 
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Hey druggie loser, you are still responsible for that fat cow you supposedly cared about going tits up. You really love being reminded just how much of a piece of **** you and your pathetic life are, don’t you? The best part is you continue to make crazy claims and stories up, but can’t even post up your claims of what I’ve supposedly said. But nah, you don’t have a drug issue, and deserve pity for not having any self respect, self-control, or care enough about the fat pig that died that you would ever look at cause and effect.
This is fun, you enjoying it? You should definitely keep it up, and then cry like a little ***** when you get the daily reminder of how much of a pathetic “life” you have. Now take another hit, pop another pill, and fail to understand why these things keep happening to you.
Do you have anything new? You must copy and paste past retorts you thought good, and add what you think makes them better.

Another episode in DP, Reality!
His innocent daughter is confronted with these and other posts, and he has to try and justify.

She brings the Pastor in, shows him.....

We can flesh this episode out in myriad directions.
 
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WTF....seriously. I am lost here. Has the tardation level reached a point in this thread where the inbred Ioway fans are now attacking each other? Will they ever return to the Iowa board? Now that hoops season is over for them, it appears to be a choice between infesting our board, or going back for a second glory hole appointment. IDK man. I fully realize that there is about an 85% chance that all these Iowa people are the same person with multiple accounts. And in fits of bipolar rage are logging in and out attacking himself. That person needs some serious help. The one time I lurked on the Iowa board it was mostly comments on how great Dunker's *** looked, and some corn hybrid info. A few apple butter recipes and somebody trying to sell wooden shoes. It is little wonder they migrate over here.
 

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Do you have anything new? You must copy and paste past retorts you thought good, and add what you think makes them better.

Another episode in DP, Reality!
His innocent daughter is confronted with these and other posts, and he has to try and justify.

She brings the Pastor in, shows him.....

We can flesh this episode out in myraid directions.
Your fat **** dead ex is all I need you retard. How are you this stupid? Is it the drugs? Do you even understand you wouldn’t have to be reminded how pathetic your life turned out, if you got off my nuts? I’m not interested in your degenerate lifestyle, you dipshit
You’re STILL too retarded to post up proof of your claims (more like drug addled retardation). Instead you want this, again and again.
 

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Are you so fried you don’t understand how to work the reply function? Did the dead lady’s fat arms make sounds when she flapped them?
 
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WTF....seriously. I am lost here. Has the tardation level reached a point in this thread where the inbred Ioway fans are now attacking each other? Will they ever return to the Iowa board? Now that hoops season is over for them, it appears to be a choice between infesting our board, or going back for a second glory hole appointment. IDK man. I fully realize that there is about an 85% chance that all these Iowa people are the same person with multiple accounts. And in fits of bipolar rage are logging in and out attacking himself. That person needs some serious help. The one time I lurked on the Iowa board it was mostly comments on how great Dunker's *** looked, and some corn hybrid info. A few apple butter recipes and somebody trying to sell wooden shoes. It is little wonder they migrate over here.
DP was banned on our "more polite" board. It takes a lot to be perma banned there. Ask Kong? 🤣🤣

It somehow became personal with him and me, may have something to do with the tenor of his posts, I am human afterall, and chose to use the DP moniker to mock his previously banned acct.

DP fits more perfect than he will ever understand.
 
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DP was banned on our "more polite" board. It takes a lot to be perma banned there. Ask Kong? 🤣🤣

It somehow became personal with him and me, may have something to do with the tenor of his posts, I am human afterall, and chose to use the DP moniker to mock his previously banned acct.

DP fits more perfect than he will ever understand.
Somehow? Your drugged out, retarded *** made it personal long ago. Now you don’t like the mirror? Seriously, go **** yourself you pathetic, should be in prison addict. You don’t have anyone that cares about you, do you? She was likely using your dumb *** for the drugs anyway.
You don’t seem to like being treated how you act…. Odd
 
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Somehow? Your drugged out, retarded *** made it personal long ago. Now you don’t like the mirror? Seriously, go **** yourself you pathetic, should be in prison addict. You don’t have anyone that cares about you, do you? She was likely using your dumb *** for the drugs anyway.
You don’t seem to like being treated how you act…. Odd
I will respond with my ideas for episode 4.

This post will be in episode 3 mentioned above.

I have to think on this, I know, drug addled as I am, I still am able to think, but I have ideas to make episode 4 a real winner.

let me sleep on this.
 
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Do you think she ever cared about you, or her next score?
Thanks for asking, yes I think she did care about me.

I am impressed you wrote something new. AI help you?

Look, we all know you pretend to be an assistant to an assistant at Memorial Stadium, or some insider regardless, maybe janitor?

I truly hope you never experience what I have, but will continue to roast your uneducated sas at every opportunity DP.
 
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