Any of you guys know what a Clarkeye is?

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I believe “Clarkeye” is a term given to losers who often frequent other fan bases message boards?
I believe people also refer to them as chuds, halfwits, shitbirds, hairlips. Half tards and Iowa residents?
I believe if you look it up in the slang dictionary there is a picture of some turd from Kansas City?
I was gonna say hemorrhoid or shitestain but you covered it well so.......
 
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SuperBigFan69

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Do husker fans go to the Iowa sites?

Like, is that even a thing? They live over here but they are the only ones. None of the fans of other teams come here.
 

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You would follow Scarlet's advice? I generally try to do the opposite. Pro tip for you.

No Illinois fans. They never stop by. We get regular Nebbers, though. We had a prolific one for between 10 and 15 years. That loser posted a laughing emoji on every post on the football board for over a decade. Every post. Every day. It was shocking loyalty and commitment to wasting his life. Probably literally made thousands of screen names during that time. Multiple per day every day. You guys have never seen anything close from us. Then he just vanished. We actually think suicide is possible/likely given the psychosis he regularly displayed. Do you know what happened to him? He used to go by H8fullGR8 and RubrumMagnusVirtus........ or something like that. You guys seem him lately?
Last I know of him he was banging your mom at some truck stop on I-80?
 

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Do husker fans go to the Iowa sites?

Like, is that even a thing? They live over here but they are the only ones. None of the fans of other teams come here.
We had the 1 guy from Rutgers stop by.

And yeah, i'd never go to another team's board.

Just remember. Stupid people can't comprehend that they are stupid.. no matter how many times you tell them. That's why they keep coming back.
 

PTHUSKER

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We had the 1 guy from Rutgers stop by.

And yeah, i'd never go to another team's board.

Just remember. Stupid people can't comprehend that they are stupid.. no matter how many times you tell them. That's why they keep coming back.
Yes Rutger Joe was his name! Told us all the all Americans and heisman candidates on the Rutgers squad! Haven’t heard much from him? Mr. Michigan is also a ***** who stops by once in awhile .
 

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Yes Rutger Joe was his name! Told us all the all Americans and heisman candidates on the Rutgers squad! Haven’t heard much from him? Mr. Michigan is also a ***** who stops by once in awhile .
I have asked about tailgating spots before...but like, going there to talk about my team and trying to convince other fans that the team I like is awesome...that just seems weird.
 

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You would follow Scarlet's advice? I generally try to do the opposite. Pro tip for you.

No Illinois fans. They never stop by. We get regular Nebbers, though. We had a prolific one for between 10 and 15 years. That loser posted a laughing emoji on every post on the football board for over a decade. Every post. Every day. It was shocking loyalty and commitment to wasting his life. Probably literally made thousands of screen names during that time. Multiple per day every day. You guys have never seen anything close from us. Then he just vanished. We actually think suicide is possible/likely given the psychosis he regularly displayed. Do you know what happened to him? He used to go by H8fullGR8 and RubrumMagnusVirtus........ or something like that. You guys seem him lately?
Any husker fans that post on your site are just iowa fans that were posing as husker fans and then forgot which account they were logged on with...
 

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Inquiring minds would like to know.........
Is it as lame an insult as it appears?
How come it isn't catching on with anyone other than @RedazzScarlet?
A girl basketball player is on the Mount Rushmore of your best athletes in the history of your university. She’s good, I don’t deny that.
 
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A retarded, sexist old man rambling and railing against Women in sports, and a drugged out loser slobbing his knob. We should definitely just ban anyone that thinks that’s not what this board is supposed to be.
I fit this description DP
 
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I believe “Clarkeye” is a term given to losers who often frequent other fan bases message boards?
I believe people also refer to them as chuds, halfwits, shitbirds, hairlips. Half tards and Iowa residents?
I believe if you look it up in the slang dictionary there is a picture of some turd from Kansas City?
Iowans sums that all up!
 
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Yeah I agree. Disgusting, subhuman behavior thinking he isn’t culpable. But he keeps pushing, and I will remind him of exactly what he is. If he can’t keep his druggie mouth shut, I’ll keep reminding him. Nobody forces him to follow me around. He’s no victim, he will just cry about it now, because he’s too retarded to understand cause and effect.
And we all see why you were banned on the last board. You are not helping yourself here.
 
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Oh no! The retarded old guy who constantly embarrasses the fanbase, the druggie, and most likely the alcoholic pedo-loving teacher must be in their feels. Must be Tuesday. 2 of the retards keep trying to respond for months knowing all that shows up for me is that they posted. Yet they STILL follow me around like lost puppies. The druggie loser is just too fun. I love when he needs a reminder of what his pathetic life is. Maybe they can get their midget butt buddy Skylar back to ban me, because they can’t take what they dish out.
You admit you were in fact banned!

You ridiculed me saying such.

Watch out for bees, is Spring in Nebraska
 

4.6.3

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You admit you were in fact banned!

You ridiculed me saying such.

Watch out for bees, is Spring in Nebraska
Post up your claim. Also post up where I claim to be loaded and passed out (it was a joke about taking a nap, but your retardation and drug issues make you believe anything apparently) The only facts here are that you are an admitted druggie, and you didn’t even care about anything besides your next fix, instead of helping the whale you supposedly cared about.
Take another hit, retard.
This is awesome. I’ve got you retards in such a tizzy, huh? Look at you simping for the old senile retard, and the “teacher” who thinks pedophiles are a big joke. You are gonna need some strong **** to try and just get you through the day.
Imagine being so ****** up and have to deal with your guilt every day, because you are a **** person. This is so much fun, pointing out exactly what you are. You’re a wastoid with no respect for the lives of those you supposedly care about. Every time you follow me around like a puppy, you are looking for a reminder. Keep stepping in it. I’m having so much fun with you.
If this gets you in the feels, just up your dosage. You know you are going to anyway.
By all means, keep trying. You’re too much of a wastoid to understand cause and effect.
 
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SuperBigFan69

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Post up your claim. Also post up where I claim to be loaded and passed out (it was a joke about taking a nap, but your retardation and drug issues make you believe anything apparently) The only facts here are that you are an admitted druggie, and you didn’t even care about anything besides your next fix, instead of helping the whale you supposedly cared about.
Take another hit, retard.
This is awesome. I’ve got you retards in such a tizzy, huh? Look at you simping for the old senile retard, and the “teacher” who thinks pedophiles are a big joke. You are gonna need some strong **** to try and just get you through the day.
Imagine being so ****** up and have to deal with your guilt every day, because you are a **** person. This is so much fun, pointing out exactly what you are. You’re a wastoid with no respect for the lives of those you supposedly care about. Every time you follow me around like a puppy, you are looking for a reminder. Keep stepping in it. I’m having so much fun with you.
If this gets you in the feels, just up your dosage. You know you are going to anyway.
By all means, keep trying. You’re too much of a wastoid to understand cause and effect.
Reminder: Only 463 can "joke" about serious things, like passing out with a loaded gun.


Everyone else that posts here are only posting 100% serious thoughts.
 

SuperBigFan69

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I mean this...I would watch a reality show about 463.

I would not be able to binge watch it fast enough. The passing out drunk with a loaded firearm with kids around.

Using 6 (his words, not mine) cans of wasp spray to kill a wasp and not being able to do it and then that very same wasp stinging him and his kids.

Calling random people "subhuman" and "retards" all day long while also telling everyone what a great faith filled heart he has.

I know, I know, that makes me a subhuman retard tizzy ***** stalker...but I would watch every second of that reality show.
 
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You admit you were in fact banned!

You ridiculed me saying such.

Watch out for bees, is Spring in Nebraska
Where did I ridicule you for that? I assume you and the other retards have some kind of proof? You’re nothing. You never will be. Now back to your pathetic ******** drug den. This is so much fun. Keep proving how much of a retard you are by following me around. Just like the other retards who keep responding for months, and know they haven’t been read. You guys sure are so damn cool. Hahaha.
 
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You admit you were in fact banned!

You ridiculed me saying such.

Watch out for bees, is Spring in Nebraska
What bees, you drugged out retard? Can you post that one up too? This should be easy for most, but for you? You’ll probably have to sober up long enough to support your claims.
 

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lol. Now you retards are partnering up with Kong thinking it’s normal behavior. Hahaha. This is great.