Any of you guys know what a Clarkeye is?

HawkinK.C.1

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Inquiring minds would like to know.........
Is it as lame an insult as it appears?
How come it isn't catching on with anyone other than @RedazzScarlet?
 
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Redscarlet

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Well he always tells us to go back to the Clarkeye board, so it appears that the Clarkeyes are at another location. You're confused too, huh?
If you’re that dense and on aware it‘s what herky sports is famous for.
Pretty explanatory.

She is what your athletic program is circled around.
 
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Its supposed to be an insult, but I can assume the creator of it is so old they can't get over calling others names, so they attached your mascot to whoever became the face of the university, i.e. Caitlyn Clark.
 

HawkinK.C.1

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A clarkeye is the brown hole you stick your dick into your brother's clarkeye.

DP knows this all too well
Now that was funny!
jeezus, you‘re really a retard. Majority of the country relates her to Herky sports no one’s knows about any of your sports she is the bench mark of your athletic program.
Oh, Caitlin! I don't really watch girls sports.....
 

PTHUSKER

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Well he always tells us to go back to the Clarkeye board, so it appears that the Clarkeyes are at another location. You're confused too, huh?
I believe “Clarkeye” is a term given to losers who often frequent other fan bases message boards?
I believe people also refer to them as chuds, halfwits, shitbirds, hairlips. Half tards and Iowa residents?
I believe if you look it up in the slang dictionary there is a picture of some turd from Kansas City?
 

HawkinK.C.1

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I believe “Clarkeye” is a term given to losers who often frequent other fan bases message boards?
I believe people also refer to them as chuds, halfwits, shitbirds, hairlips. Half tards and Iowa residents?
I believe if you look it up in the slang dictionary there is a picture of some turd from Kansas City?
Scarlet says its for Caitlin. You're way off.
 

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I believe “Clarkeye” is a term given to losers who often frequent other fan bases message boards?
I believe people also refer to them as chuds, halfwits, shitbirds, hairlips. Half tards and Iowa residents?
I believe if you look it up in the slang dictionary there is a picture of some turd from Kansas City?
Iowa City.
 

Redscarlet

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I know most people got into it. It was still girls basketball to me, no offense meant to her. Sorry if that gets ya in the feels for some reason.
Again God knows you’re lying.You have to live with that not one.
God knows!
 

HawkinK.C.1

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I was in Dicks Sporting goods here in KC a while back and there was a Caitlin Clark clothing section, I shlt you not. Clearly she does have a lot of fans like Scarlet out there. You a Swifty too by chance, Scarlet?
 

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A clarkeye is the brown hole you stick your dick into your brother's clarkeye.

DP knows this all too well
You contributed to the death of any other women you supposedly love lately? Or are you just stuck in your pathetic drug den, perpetually alone? At least she’s in a better place now, and you can’t hurt her anymore.
 
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4.6.3

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A retarded, sexist old man rambling and railing against Women in sports, and a drugged out loser slobbing his knob. We should definitely just ban anyone that thinks that’s not what this board is supposed to be.
 

PTHUSKER

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That's pretty much what I said. Old boy thinks it should be obvious.
I don’t know because I don’t follow women’s sports, has nothing to do with scarlet. If scarlet tells you to take your whit and smugness back to the Clarkeye board that’s what you should do.
Curious when Illinois kicked your *** how many husker fans went over to your board and gave you guys ****? Anybody?
 
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dinglefritz

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Its supposed to be an insult, but I can assume the creator of it is so old they can't get over calling others names, so they attached your mascot to whoever became the face of the university, i.e. Caitlyn Clark.
The term has been around for over a decade but I can’t remember the origin of what was clearly intended as an insult. Clark Griswold inference maybe for the clueless boobs to the east?
 

dinglefritz

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You contributed to the death of any other women you supposedly love lately? Or are you just stuck in your pathetic drug den, perpetually alone? At least she’s in a better place now, and you can’t hurt her anymore.
Damn man. That’s wrong.
 

4.6.3

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Damn man. That’s wrong.
Yeah I agree. Disgusting, subhuman behavior thinking he isn’t culpable. But he keeps pushing, and I will remind him of exactly what he is. If he can’t keep his druggie mouth shut, I’ll keep reminding him. Nobody forces him to follow me around. He’s no victim, he will just cry about it now, because he’s too retarded to understand cause and effect.
 

4.6.3

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Oh no! The retarded old guy who constantly embarrasses the fanbase, the druggie, and most likely the alcoholic pedo-loving teacher must be in their feels. Must be Tuesday. 2 of the retards keep trying to respond for months knowing all that shows up for me is that they posted. Yet they STILL follow me around like lost puppies. The druggie loser is just too fun. I love when he needs a reminder of what his pathetic life is. Maybe they can get their midget butt buddy Skylar back to ban me, because they can’t take what they dish out.
 
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HawkinK.C.1

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I don’t know because I don’t follow women’s sports, has nothing to do with scarlet. If scarlet tells you to take your whit and smugness back to the Clarkeye board that’s what you should do.
Curious when Illinois kicked your *** how many husker fans went over to your board and gave you guys ****? Anybody?
You would follow Scarlet's advice? I generally try to do the opposite. Pro tip for you.

No Illinois fans. They never stop by. We get regular Nebbers, though. We had a prolific one for between 10 and 15 years. That loser posted a laughing emoji on every post on the football board for over a decade. Every post. Every day. It was shocking loyalty and commitment to wasting his life. Probably literally made thousands of screen names during that time. Multiple per day every day. You guys have never seen anything close from us. Then he just vanished. We actually think suicide is possible/likely given the psychosis he regularly displayed. Do you know what happened to him? He used to go by H8fullGR8 and RubrumMagnusVirtus........ or something like that. You guys seem him lately?
 

HawkinK.C.1

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The term has been around for over a decade but I can’t remember the origin of what was clearly intended as an insult. Clark Griswold inference maybe for the clueless boobs to the east?
Scarlet says it's for Caitlin. She only 24 years old. Don't worry, I didn't get the reference either.