OT: The New Pandemic

johnson86-1

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No Clark. It's the Botox... I like the term duck lips. That's exactly what it is, it's a damm duck bill. When I see them I can't help but start sticking my lips out in mockery and my wife punches me.


"Botox acts on the lips primarily by relaxing the orbicularis oris muscle, causing the upper lip to roll slightly outward and upward, known as a lip flip".


Some of them are so bad that their top lip rolls partially inside out and they are actually putting lipstick on the inside of their lips. It's obviously some kind of mental addiction/condition once they get rolling. And at some point they need a man in their lives to tell them they look like an inflatable doll from an 80's movie.
had never heard that. Checked Grok and it says it's still the lip filler that is the culprit, not the "lip flip" from botox. 🤷‍♂️
 
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FlotownDawg

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Sounds like yo friend needs to re examine his life with so called wife..
Ask him if she wants to stay a few days on the beach rent free..I’ll provide pics.

Doesn’t matter to me if you prefer “stout , softball, big butt chicks.
I understand the saying that the bigger the cushion, the better the pushing
But
The mal-nourished boney , ozempic, monjouro, taking 60 year olds are much better to look at on the beach than a mass of big *** jelly fish walking by.
I mean, there has got to be a happy medium between morbidly obese and Skeletor. My wife realized a couple years ago she was overweight. She started eating healthier, going to the gym to work out and running. She’s lost 90 pounds naturally and looks great. One of her friends lost about the same amount of weight with Ozympic and looks bad. Like flesh hanging off a skeleton. Ozympic is a shortcut for lazy people who aren’t willing to actually do what it takes to be healthy and want just to take a shot to lose weight. The result is that you lose muscle and end up looking like Skeletor with an oversized face.
 

johnson86-1

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Lisa Rinna, formerly, was a good looking woman but now, damn................

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That looks awful. But the counterargument is that this is Maggie Gyllenhaal at 48. Pretty sure most of these women wouldn't look like this if they laid off the lip filler and botox, but I can understand being scared to age naturally if this is a potential result. Looks like somebody around 60 outside of hollywood and most people in hollywood that look like this are well into their 70s

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That looks awful. But the counterargument is that this is Maggie Gyllenhaal at 48. Pretty sure most of these women wouldn't look like this if they laid off the lip filler and botox, but I can understand being scared to age naturally if this is a potential result. Looks like somebody around 60 outside of hollywood and most people in hollywood that look like this are well into their 70s

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In her defense, Maggie Gyllenhaal looked like a ball sack when she was 30 too.
 
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I'm glad my wife has not jumped on the Botox craze. Honestly I think it is because she doesn't want to spend the money.

On the other hand she has three friends that in the last year have hit the needle hard. One of them works for a health spa clinic and is always chasing some type snake oil so that is a no surprise. The other two are the typical married and a few kids. I had to ask my wife what is up with their face late last year and she told me they were on the Botox needle. Early last year she told me that both of them were not happy in their marriages and if it wasn't for the kids they would file for divorce. I just feel like most of these women are chasing some type of instant gratification especially if they are not happy in other aspects of their life.
 
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had never heard that. Checked Grok and it says it's still the lip filler that is the culprit, not the "lip flip" from botox. 🤷‍♂️
It is… he’s just wrong and won’t be convinced otherwise. Which is fine. I’d agree the lip filler is ridiculous looking. I’m sure there are some where it looks fine but most I’ve seen looks terrible. The face fillers are equally as bad.

Someone else made this comment but I’d bet it’s a super high percentage of women over 35 getting Botox and you never notice unless it was botched somehow. The effects of the Botox wear off in a few months.
 
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My wife does a little forehead Botox every once in a while. Less is more is the way to go with that. She does some lip thing that slightly plumps them for a little while but eventually goes away. Also does a very low dose of glp-1. I’ll support that if I don’t have to listen to “I’m so fat and none of my clothes fit”.
 

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It 17n Advertisements and Mindless Consumerism.

Women have been convinced that they are not allowed to grow old, either gracefully or buttugly. And if you pay for this surgery or this treatment your life will be so much better. How many millions?
It's like men being convinced they have to have hair to be happy/successful in life.

Make people feel bad about themselves, then give them the magic pill -- for a price.
 
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There is a lot of mass mental illness in the USA, and particularly in the entertainment stars. Because yeah, no mentally healthy person is going to do these things to themselves.
The other thing, why can't these "stars" look at those who went before them and say, "no I think I'll pass on surgery". Either crazy or stupid, or both.
 
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It is… he’s just wrong and won’t be convinced otherwise. Which is fine. I’d agree the lip filler is ridiculous looking. I’m sure there are some where it looks fine but most I’ve seen looks terrible. The face fillers are equally as bad.

Someone else made this comment but I’d bet it’s a super high percentage of women over 35 getting Botox and you never notice unless it was botched somehow. The effects of the Botox wear off in a few months.
Don't get so triggered botox boy... you must be spending some cheddar on the old lady's botox addiction huh? No need to defend it. You don't see me on here white knighting the benefits of convincing your old lady to get a vaginal rejuvenation... Though I should.

I don't need to be convinced, it's a fact. Women add Botox to their upper lip to deaden the muscle and "flip" it. They also add shìt to make them bigger. Botox paralyzes the muscle and makes shìt dangle. It's ridiculous as are fillers. Otherwise attractive women are ruining their looks to try to keep up with reality/social media trashy looks.


ETA .. Dámn girl, I can't control myself around that droopy eye of yours.

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Don't get so triggered botox boy... you must be spending some cheddar on the old lady's botox addiction huh? No need to defend it. You don't see me on here white knighting the benefits of convincing your old lady to get a vaginal rejuvenation... Though I should.

I don't need to be convinced, it's a fact. Women add Botox to their upper lip to deaden the muscle and "flip" it. They also add shìt to make them bigger. Botox paralyzes the muscle and makes shìt dangle. It's ridiculous as are fillers. Otherwise attractive women are ruining their looks to try to keep up with reality/social media trashy looks.


ETA .. Dámn girl, I can't control myself around that droopy eye of yours.

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That eye looked ****** up from the get go.
 

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Don't get so triggered botox boy... you must be spending some cheddar on the old lady's botox addiction huh? No need to defend it. You don't see me on here white knighting the benefits of convincing your old lady to get a vaginal rejuvenation... Though I should.

I don't need to be convinced, it's a fact. Women add Botox to their upper lip to deaden the muscle and "flip" it. They also add shìt to make them bigger. Botox paralyzes the muscle and makes shìt dangle. It's ridiculous as are fillers. Otherwise attractive women are ruining their looks to try to keep up with reality/social media trashy looks.


ETA .. Dámn girl, I can't control myself around that droopy eye of yours.

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Haha got to keep her in good shape****
 
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johnson86-1

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It 17n Advertisements and Mindless Consumerism.

Women have been convinced that they are not allowed to grow old, either gracefully or buttugly. And if you pay for this surgery or this treatment your life will be so much better. How many millions?

It's like men being convinced they have to have hair to be happy/successful in life.
I feel like most men know if they make enough money it doesn't matter if they're bald.

Make people feel bad about themselves, then give them the magic pill -- for a price.
There is a small minority of people that get sucked into an unhealthy culture around looks and aging, but it's really a small minority of people. Something like 40% of adult women in the US are obese (or at least were; not sure if GLP's have moved the needle yet). Being overly obsessed with looking good has just not been a major problem.
 

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You don't see me on here white knighting the benefits of convincing your old lady to get a vaginal rejuvenation... Though I should.
Episode 5 What GIF by The Office
 

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It's the lip injections that disgust me. Why the 17 do you want to look like a duck. I've gotten bold and just plainly state to the people I know that it looks bad. I'm just a dick I guess.
When women are aroused their lips become fuller and redder. Pupils dilate as well. Subconsciously women must realize this and want big lips. Same concept applies to a baboons brightly colored *** **. Both look ridiculous, but serve a purpose I guess.
 

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A. Yes

My friends wife took Ozempic and he said she's disgusting naked now. It's just appetite suppression so it eats away more muscle mass than fat if you are not eating lots of protein and lifting . He compared her new body to an 80 year old bushman's ball sack.
My friend's wife took it, and looks like a meth head now. He told me he is struggling because she went from D boobs and a nice butt to nothing. She was a little overweight before but if she looks like someone we would claim has discovered crack 20 years ago.
 

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I mean, there has got to be a happy medium between morbidly obese and Skeletor. My wife realized a couple years ago she was overweight. She started eating healthier, going to the gym to work out and running. She’s lost 90 pounds naturally and looks great. One of her friends lost about the same amount of weight with Ozympic and looks bad. Like flesh hanging off a skeleton. Ozympic is a shortcut for lazy people who aren’t willing to actually do what it takes to be healthy and want just to take a shot to lose weight. The result is that you lose muscle and end up looking like Skeletor with an oversized face.
This is the key. Our society is so lazy now. If you want to be healthy, you have to work and make sacrifices. I love donuts, but I noticed 6 months ago I was in my mid-30s and had an overeating problem. I have since started making better choices and working out. I gave up sweet tea and cokes. It is hard, but I feel so much better.
 
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What's the man version of this? Heavy duty trucks with nary a scratch in the bed?
Well, let's think about this.......the women are simply trying to stay 17-able........so how to men do that? Have money and power

Well.....and not be repulsive, so a little working out here and there

And the fake side of that is big diesel truck and steroids
 

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^^^^THIS A THOUSAND TIMES^^^^^

I have no clue whether botox looks good or bad. All I notice are all the terrible duck lips. I just don't understand why women thinks that looks good. I understand some women have full lips and they look good, but the lip filler just doesn't create that look. Or if it does, there is some kind of weird addiction or psychological thing where women can't stop until it looks grotesque.
Don’t disrespect the “duck lips”
Although they aren’t nice looking they do provide a very nice purpose for about 3-5 minutes
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