OT: The New Pandemic

karlchilders.sixpack

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A. Yes

My friends wife took Ozempic and he said she's disgusting naked now. It's just appetite suppression so it eats away more muscle mass than fat if you are not eating lots of protein and lifting . He compared her new body to an 80 year old bushman's ball sack.
That is terrible.
 

greenbean.sixpack

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A. Yes

My friends wife took Ozempic and he said she's disgusting naked now. It's just appetite suppression so it eats away more muscle mass than fat if you are not eating lots of protein and lifting . He compared her new body to an 80 year old bushman's ball sack.
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OopsICroomedmypants

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A. Yes

My friends wife took Ozempic and he said she's disgusting naked now. It's just appetite suppression so it eats away more muscle mass than fat if you are not eating lots of protein and lifting . He compared her new body to an 80 year old bushman's ball sack.
Just read that out loud to my wife and couldn’t stop laughing! She never moved🤣. And no, she’s never taken either of those drugs.
 

skipperDawg

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My friends wife took Ozempic and he said she's disgusting naked now. It's just appetite suppression so it eats away more muscle mass than fat if you are not eating lots of protein and lifting . He compared her new body to an 80 year old bushman's ball sack.
Sounds like yo friend needs to re examine his life with so called wife..
Ask him if she wants to stay a few days on the beach rent free..I’ll provide pics.

Doesn’t matter to me if you prefer “stout , softball, big butt chicks.
I understand the saying that the bigger the cushion, the better the pushing
But
The mal-nourished boney , ozempic, monjouro, taking 60 year olds are much better to look at on the beach than a mass of big *** jelly fish walking by.
 
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22yardpunt

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We ran into a lady a couple months ago at church that we used to spend time with but hadn’t seen in probably 5 years. She came up to us and was like omg hey!!! My wife and looked at each other then tried to play it off. The gal figured it out and literally had to state who she was because it was clear to hear we didn’t know who the hell she was. Completely new face. She looked way better before.
 
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Jeffreauxdawg

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We ran into a lady a couple months ago at church that we used to spend time with but hadn’t seen in probably 5 years. She came up to us and was like omg hey!!! My wife and looked at each other then tried to play it off. The gal figured it out and literally had to state who she was because it was clear to hear we didn’t know who the hell she was. Completely new face. She looked way better before.
I think everyone must be using ChatGpt to project what they'll look like after GLP-1 and other cosmetic work and they go for it... I really like how the Ozempic relocated the neck follicles to the face in this one.

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It's bad when Ozempic eats away the natural tissue in your face, but the artificial lips remain. One of these days somebody's nose is going to fall off like Michael Jackson's did.
But she’s also had the buccal fat removal too. I know a lot of people that have or are on GLP-1s and they look totally fine like someone who simply lost weight. These people have taken it to the extreme and now look like meth heads.
 

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This thread is ironic coming from a bunch of overweight men that are on cholesterol and blood pressure meds****

I think what you guys dislike is the fillers these ladies are getting. The Botox, if done right, is not really all that noticeable…. At least not in a distasteful way.
 

johnson86-1

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Kelly Osbourne in DCD’s post is an example of ozempic and buccal fat removal.Below is another.

Starlight from The Boys below. She’s had more than just buccal fat removed, but she doesn’t look like the same person.

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She had one surgery or whatever it was that was botched. I kind of wonder whether the kept going trying to fix what got messed up in the first place. The picture on the right is actually better than what I remember her looking like at one time, even though it's so much worse than on the left. Can't imagine how much regret you have if you already look like that picture on the left and then mess it up.
 

johnson86-1

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It's the lip injections that disgust me. Why the 17 do you want to look like a duck. I've gotten bold and just plainly state to the people I know that it looks bad. I'm just a dick I guess.
^^^^THIS A THOUSAND TIMES^^^^^

I have no clue whether botox looks good or bad. All I notice are all the terrible duck lips. I just don't understand why women thinks that looks good. I understand some women have full lips and they look good, but the lip filler just doesn't create that look. Or if it does, there is some kind of weird addiction or psychological thing where women can't stop until it looks grotesque.
 
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Jeffreauxdawg

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This thread is ironic coming from a bunch of overweight men that are on cholesterol and blood pressure meds****

I think what you guys dislike is the fillers these ladies are getting. The Botox, if done right, is not really all that noticeable…. At least not in a distasteful way.
^^^^THIS A THOUSAND TIMES^^^^^

I have no clue whether botox looks good or bad. All I notice are all the terrible duck lips. I just don't understand why women thinks that looks good. I understand some women have full lips and they look good, but the lip filler just doesn't create that look. Or if it does, there is some kind of weird addiction or psychological thing where women can't stop until it looks grotesque.
No Clark. It's the Botox... I like the term duck lips. That's exactly what it is, it's a damm duck bill. When I see them I can't help but start sticking my lips out in mockery and my wife punches me.


"Botox acts on the lips primarily by relaxing the orbicularis oris muscle, causing the upper lip to roll slightly outward and upward, known as a lip flip".

"Duck lips or a distorted lip shape after Botox (often a "lip flip") usually results from too much product or improper placement, causing the muscle to over-relax, leading to a pouty or, in extreme cases, an unnatural protrusion. This effect is temporary, lasting about 8 weeks."


Some of them are so bad that their top lip rolls partially inside out and they are actually putting lipstick on the inside of their lips. It's obviously some kind of mental addiction/condition once they get rolling. And at some point they need a man in their lives to tell them they look like an inflatable doll from an 80's movie.
 
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I would say the majority of women starting in GenX have gotten botox for a long time to prevent brow wrinkles and crows' feet. If they didn't tell you, you wouldn't know it.
 
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