OT: R.I.P. Chuck Norris
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One time Chuck Norris went swimming in the Gulf and practiced his round house kicks...
You've heard of Hurricane Katrina?
You've heard of Hurricane Katrina?
Chuck Norris didn't die - he simply told Death it was time to go...
RIP... the best!
RIP... the best!
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RIP Mr. Norris:
Best Chuck Norris Jokes
1. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
3. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
4. Chuck Norris breathes air…five times a day.
5. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
6. In the Beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
7. When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”
8. Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
9. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
10. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
11. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
12. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
13. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
14. Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
15. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
16. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
17. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
18. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
19. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
20. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.
wow. another. They're coming in waves now. R.I.P.
Being 67 now you not only look at the names but also the dates and start to do the personal "what if?" calculations. Enjoy your short time on this planet.
Being 67 now you not only look at the names but also the dates and start to do the personal "what if?" calculations. Enjoy your short time on this planet.
RIP to the legend. Wow, I had no idea he was 86. Children will never understand how powerful he was.
Damn sucks, RIP to the legend Chuck Norris.
I loved his Missing in Action movies
I loved his Missing in Action movies
Last I checked, Social Security said 85 was average age of death in US. Offhand I don't know if working out with Total Gym and a dozen supplements makes a difference.
Depends on one's goals. There is life span, which is one thing. And health span, which is living as the healthiest and best version of yourself until the end of your life. Exercise and diet play a key role in health span, however, there are some who are genetically gifted and do not exercise or eat a healthy diet, yet still live long and healthy lives. Dick Van Dyke is a good example of a person with an excellent health span. For those that live well into their 90s and past 100, it is probably a combination of factors.
Dick Van Dyke Is Still Active at 100 – His Fitness Approach Is One Men Can Stick to for Life
Decades of regular movement and enjoyment have kept the screen legend going strong into his second century
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RIP Chuck Norris......embracing the Chuck Norris jokes in his last Instagram post on his birthday, March 10th
Depends on one's goals. There is life span, which is one thing. And health span, which is living as the healthiest and best version of yourself until the end of your life. Exercise and diet play a key role in health span, however, there are some who are genetically gifted and do not exercise or eat a healthy diet, yet still live long and healthy lives. Dick Van Dyke is a good example of a person with an excellent health span. For those that live well into their 90s and past 100, it is probably a combination of factors.
Dick Van Dyke Is Still Active at 100 – His Fitness Approach Is One Men Can Stick to for Life
Decades of regular movement and enjoyment have kept the screen legend going strong into his second century
There are obviously no guarantees . I think living a healthy lifestyle can help , keeping your weight down can help with less stress on joints, bone structure, along with cardiovascular health. There was some recent study which suggested that genetics may play a larger role than previously thought, maybe as high as 30-35% regarding mortality. Back in Jan I attended a memorial service for an old HS/RU buddy who passed away at 67. While there, I spoke to several college buddies who I haven’t seen recently and became aware of 3 other college friends who died between ages 63-67. When your friends start going , It really heightens the awareness of life passing quickly by.
Had a friend and work colleague pass away just before the pandemic at 54. While I knew he had experience several health issues and 3 different forms of cancer, the issue that ultimately ended his life was completely unrelated. His father had passed in his late 50s/early 60s too. Most of the men on my father's side of the family died around 70, mostly due to poor diet and weight issues. Hope to break that cycle. Beat cancer once, and a lucky fall from a second story will working as a volunteer firefighter. I've used up 2 lives, and the cancer scare caused me to reevaluate how to live the rest of my life.
Thats because SS wants to stretch out payments lol. Life insurance uses simular scales..Who knows. Mom lived to 60 (cancer) dad who smoked 2 packs of non filtered cigs and worked at John's Manville lived to 86.
Here's what internet search says..but the good news for folks like me is it also says if you reach 65 you can on average expect like 17 more.. so 80 for me.. I'll take 86
I also think 60 years of Rutgers sports must take a few off. Anywho.. God Bless Chuck and his family.
DVD is amzing!! BODY AND MIND.Depends on one's goals. There is life span, which is one thing. And health span, which is living as the healthiest and best version of yourself until the end of your life. Exercise and diet play a key role in health span, however, there are some who are genetically gifted and do not exercise or eat a healthy diet, yet still live long and healthy lives. Dick Van Dyke is a good example of a person with an excellent health span. For those that live well into their 90s and past 100, it is probably a combination of factors.
Dick Van Dyke Is Still Active at 100 – His Fitness Approach Is One Men Can Stick to for Life
Decades of regular movement and enjoyment have kept the screen legend going strong into his second century
A rare photo of Chuck Norris in kindergarten after dropping off his parents at work.
