Chuck Norris Dead at 86
Chuck Norris -- the famed martial artist and actor in films like "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
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Chuck did not die. He just defeated life in hand-to-hand combat.
The string of Chuck Norris facts from 20 years ago was so odd- like why did that become such a common pop culture experience?
Funny to think about, looking back.
An appropriate Chuck Norris fact for this solem day...Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Funny to think about, looking back.
An appropriate Chuck Norris fact for this solem day...Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Let's get this straight. He is not dead. He was taken by the almighty and is being repurposed so he can kick Lucifer's @$$.
How the hell are we going to open the Strait of Hormuz now????
I had no idea that he was in every Star Wars movie. He was the force.
In case anybody wondered what the internet would be up to today, I think we have the answer
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. Death has just been too afraid to tell him.
I needed a new gate keeper Cerberus needs a break from time to time.
What did I do?
I'm no doctor but I am sure his heart stopped beating.
RIP for sure.
But, I recently tried to watch an episode of Walker Tx Ranger. That's is some epically bad slop.
Of course, I (still) wouldn't tell Chuck that.
But, I recently tried to watch an episode of Walker Tx Ranger. That's is some epically bad slop.
Of course, I (still) wouldn't tell Chuck that.
I recently stumbled across a "triple feature" of some of my must watch TV shows from my younger days. Rockford Files, Quincy ME and something else and it was pretty bad. What you remember and what actually was often don't sync up.