Clown U started out 14-0 & ranked #10 in the country. They finished 8-10.

Franisdaman · Feb 23, 2026

MARCH 7 UPDATE:

After finishing tied for 7th in the Big 12, the Clowns are ousted in the 2nd round of the Big 12 Tournament.

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ORIGINAL POST ON FEB 23:

Clown U is currently tied for 7th in the Big 12 standings.

Check this video out; Audi got her 22 points vs TCU on Feb 22nd but she continues to be a HUGE liability on defense.

TCU 80-73 Iowa State (Feb 22, 2026) Box Score - ESPN

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OnlyTheObscure · Feb 23, 2026

She needs to lose weight. Not sure why she isn’t on one of those weight loss drugs.

QChawks · Feb 24, 2026

I’m still pissed we lost to the clowns

Anon1751457816 · Feb 24, 2026

Unfortunately this doesn't do Iowa any favors

83Hawk · Feb 24, 2026

All you need to do is drive to the basket. She just puts her hands in the air and moves out of the way.

HawkeyeSmitty · Feb 24, 2026

I feel bad for Audi. She seems to be a nice girl. But I can't believe how overweight she looks. It appears to me she has gained 20 plus pounds this year. I don't understand why she has not been counseled to lose weight by her family, doctors, coaching staff. Doesn't ISU have a nutritionist that works with the team?
There will be life after BB and her's may not be a quality one.

Hawkman34 · Feb 24, 2026

I hate that we lost to them, but one play does not show she was exposed. However, I do think she is weak on D for sure.

herkhatescy2 · Feb 24, 2026

Franisdaman said:
Clown U is currently tied for 7th in the Big 12 standings.

Check this video out; Audi got her 22 points but she continues to be a HUGE liability on defense.

TCU 80-73 Iowa State (Feb 22, 2026) Box Score - ESPN

Box score for the TCU Horned Frogs vs. Iowa State Cyclones NCAAW game from February 22, 2026 on ESPN. Includes all points, rebounds and steals stats.

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Every year occurence it seems.

herkhatescy2 · Feb 24, 2026

Anon1751457816 said:
Unfortunately this doesn't do Iowa any favors

It's an early loss. Won't hurt at all.

Anon1750875978 · Feb 24, 2026

It's difficult to draw charges on her because EVERYTHING is in slow motion.
Ball denial is the strategy, or should have been, vs Iowa.

With her inability to play defense, she's probably a "net negative" on the court.

NORTHSTAR · Feb 24, 2026

herkhatescy2 said:
It's an early loss. Won't hurt at all.

I thought ISU was a top 10 rated or close at that time as well.

Matt1nb7 · Feb 24, 2026

Sunday was only their second loss with Addy Brown playing.

vs Baylor
At TCU(they choked this game in the 4th)

Her missing time is a big reason for their downfall.

herkhatescy2 · Feb 24, 2026

NORTHSTAR said:
I thought ISU was a top 10 rated or close at that time as well.

They were. I think they were #8 but I could be wrong.

Kceasthawk@77 · Feb 24, 2026

herkhatescy2 said:
They were. I think they were #8 but I could be wrong.

I think they were 10, and the Hawks were 11 when we played..

Gonzo_Bloor · Feb 24, 2026

AC seems like a very nice young lady and I'm sure she's had to deal with a whole lot of crap from opposing fans that's probably pretty cruel.

That said, she's a pretty one-dimensional player. Post up, get the ball, shove the defender back towards the basket, turn and make a bunny. She actually has a pretty nice mid-range shot with a high release but haven't seen that much at all this year. Other than that, doesn't defend well, doesn't run the floor, doesn't get after rebounds. She gets rebounds, but it's usually the ball just falling to her. It's surprising to see her rarely play help D down low, she usually just looks at what's happening instead of sliding over to defend, block, etc. Maybe that's their plan to keep her out of foul trouble, but you'd think she'd play better D.

Franisdaman · Feb 24, 2026

Gonzo_Bloor said:
AC seems like a very nice young lady and I'm sure she's had to deal with a whole lot of crap from opposing fans that's probably pretty cruel.

That said, she's a pretty one-dimensional player. Post up, get the ball, shove the defender back towards the basket, turn and make a bunny. She actually has a pretty nice mid-range shot with a high release but haven't seen that much at all this year. Other than that, doesn't defend well, doesn't run the floor, doesn't get after rebounds. She gets rebounds, but it's usually the ball just falling to her. It's surprising to see her rarely play help D down low, she usually just looks at what's happening instead of sliding over to defend, block, etc. Maybe that's their plan to keep her out of foul trouble, but you'd think she'd play better D.

It's interesting how male basketball players get criticized for being out of shape or weighing too much (Zion Williamson; Luka Dončić). Can't think of any college male basketball players atm who have been criticized for being too heavy. It seems like no one wants to go there publicly with Audi.

Would a WNBA team even take her in the 2nd round? And if they do, would she make a roster at her current size and lack of athleticism?

Kceasthawk@77 · Feb 24, 2026

Franisdaman said:
It's interesting how male basketball players get criticized for being out of shape or weighing too much (Zion Williamson; Luka Dončić). Can't think of any college male basketball players atm who have been criticized for being too heavy. It seems like no one wants to go there publicly with Audi.

Would a WNBA team even take her in the 2nd round? And if they do, would she make a roster at her current size and lack of athleticism?

You know there's a totally different view point on body shaming women. Certainly no one in the W is going to come out with that..

Gonzo_Bloor · Feb 24, 2026

Franisdaman said:
It's interesting how male basketball players get criticized for being out of shape or weighing too much (Zion Williamson; Luka Dončić). Can't think of any college male basketball players atm who have been criticized for being too heavy. It seems like no one wants to go there publicly with Audi.

Would a WNBA team even take her in the 2nd round? And if they do, would she make a roster at her current size and lack of athleticism?

I mean, I wouldn't. She has basically one offensive move, backing down/shoving into the defender, turning and shooting a bunny. At 6'3, I highly doubt that will work against WNBA bigs. But we'll see, someone may take her.

Franisdaman · Feb 24, 2026

Kceasthawk@77 said:
You know there's a totally different view point on body shaming women. Certainly no one in the W is going to come out with that..

But you know teams will discuss her size when considering drafting her. Will those discussions come to light? Probably not.

Palmerhawk · Feb 25, 2026

AC is a very good lady.
Her bulk is her edge, but maybe with glp regime she could just drop some bad weight and still have bulk edge. Never know, but not seeing her translate to wnba.

Anon1750875978 · Feb 25, 2026

Will she enter and exit games at her own discretion like she does now if she gets drafted?

mpfeiler · Feb 25, 2026

Megan G. and Luka G both had to get in shape (change their bodies) to handle the NBA/WNBA. Audi will get killed in Pros. She has no chance in the physical condition she is in right now. As Diana Taurasi said, There are grown women in this league. They would run her into the ground! Even "Old Lady" B Griner would eat her up. As much as I hate Reese, if Audi was guarding her. Reese would score 20 every game.
Nice young lady but NO CHANCE.

Greg12 · Feb 25, 2026

I enjoy seeing the Cyclones lose, but with their full line-up they're definitely better than whatever seed they will receive in the NCAAs. Someone is going to be annoyed they have to play them in the second round.

Anon1750875978 · Feb 25, 2026

Greg12 said:
I enjoy seeing the Cyclones lose, but with their full line-up they're definitely better than whatever seed they will receive in the NCAAs. Someone is going to be annoyed they have to play them in the second round.

With all due respect, in Bracketology, they're an 8/9 seed.

They're getting the #1 seed on the #1 seed's home court in round 2.

One and done, at best.

Kceasthawk@77 · Feb 25, 2026

mpfeiler said:
Megan G. and Luka G both had to get in shape (change their bodies) to handle the NBA/WNBA. Audi will get killed in Pros. She has no chance in the physical condition she is in right now. As Diana Taurasi said, There are grown women in this league. They would run her into the ground! Even "Old Lady" B Griner would eat her up. As much as I hate Reese, if Audi was guarding her. Reese would score 20 every game.
Nice young lady but NO CHANCE.

Lolol.. Reese would still have to actually put the ball through the net, something she struggles with..

Franisdaman · Feb 26, 2026

Clowns lose again; this time at home. Announced attendance (tickets sold & distributed) was just 9,686. Actual butts in the seats (scanned tickets) is always less.

Oklahoma State 88-77 Iowa State (Feb 25, 2026) Box Score - ESPN

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Franisdaman · Mar 7, 2026

After finishing tied for 7th in the Big 12, the Clowns are ousted in the 2nd round of the Big 12 Tournament.

Arizona State 77-68 Iowa State (Mar 5, 2026) Box Score - ESPN

Box score for the Arizona State Sun Devils vs. Iowa State Cyclones NCAAW game from March 5, 2026 on ESPN. Includes all points, rebounds and steals stats.

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doughuddl2_rivals · Mar 7, 2026

Franisdaman said:
MARCH 7 UPDATE:

After finishing tied for 7th in the Big 12, the Clowns are ousted in the 2nd round of the Big 12 Tournament.

Arizona State 77-68 Iowa State (Mar 5, 2026) Box Score - ESPN

Box score for the Arizona State Sun Devils vs. Iowa State Cyclones NCAAW game from March 5, 2026 on ESPN. Includes all points, rebounds and steals stats.

www.espn.com

ORIGINAL POST ON FEB 23:

Clown U is currently tied for 7th in the Big 12 standings.

Check this video out; Audi got her 22 points vs TCU on Feb 22nd but she continues to be a HUGE liability on defense.

TCU 80-73 Iowa State (Feb 22, 2026) Box Score - ESPN

Box score for the TCU Horned Frogs vs. Iowa State Cyclones NCAAW game from February 22, 2026 on ESPN. Includes all points, rebounds and steals stats.

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What D? She stands "nearby" with her arms up and watches them go by.

QChawks · Mar 7, 2026

doughuddl2_rivals said:
What D? She stands "nearby" with her arms up and watches them go by.

I’m still pissed that we lost to those turds.

Gonzo_Bloor · Mar 7, 2026

doughuddl2_rivals said:
What D? She stands "nearby" with her arms up and watches them go by.

I don't think their HC has done Audi any favors in terms of trying to develop her more fully and expanding her game. She has basically one offensive move, and in many games against many lesser opponents/defenders, it works well. But against good teams/good defenders, it doesn't work. And it won't work in the WNBA. She doesn't defend well. Doesn't run the court. Doesn't crash the boards. These are all things their HC could've worked on with her but didn't. I'll take Ava over her as my big 100 times out of 100.

Anon1691799187 · Mar 7, 2026

Clown U down the toilet.
Beginning of the year to now is like: night becoming day, like Ying becoming Yang,
like Ronald becoming Bozo…
So sad

Driftless_Hawk · Mar 7, 2026

We would beat them by 30 if game was played tomorrow

So easy to play against Crooks. Whoever she is guarding runs to the top of the key to set a ball screen slip or roll every single play. Tire her out.

LetsGoHawks83 · Mar 7, 2026

Franisdaman · Mar 8, 2026

Anon1691799187 said:
Clown U down the toilet.
Beginning of the year to now is like: night becoming day, like Ying becoming Yang,
like Ronald becoming Bozo…
So sad

They are projected as a 9 seed in the NCAA Tournament. IF they win the 1st round game, they will get destroyed by UConn/UCLA/South Carolina/Texas.

Amahawk · Mar 8, 2026

Nice girl. I think that she travels often and any contact with her was called a foul on the opposiing player.

Wobmam Rulez! · Mar 8, 2026

Gonzo_Bloor said:
I don't think their HC has done Audi any favors in terms of trying to develop her more fully and expanding her game. She has basically one offensive move, and in many games against many lesser opponents/defenders, it works well. But against good teams/good defenders, it doesn't work. And it won't work in the WNBA. She doesn't defend well. Doesn't run the court. Doesn't crash the boards. These are all things their HC could've worked on with her but didn't. I'll take Ava over her as my big 100 times out of 100.

Her HC and her family/support group need to help her get her weight under control. Improve her diet and see if she can start losing at least 5 pounds a month or more. Someone her age playing at a D1 level school should be burning more than enough calories running the court.

UpstreamHawkeye · Mar 9, 2026

I must have been out of the loop. I saw Kelsey Joens now plays for Villanova. When did this happen? No more Joens sisters at ISU?

Hawksfor3 · Mar 9, 2026

doughuddl2_rivals said:
What D? She stands "nearby" with her arms up and watches them go by.

She definitely had her hands up on D and that's it. SMH. No resistance at all.

OnlyTheObscure · Mar 10, 2026

Wobmam Rulez! said:
Her HC and her family/support group need to help her get her weight under control. Improve her diet and see if she can start losing at least 5 pounds a month or more. Someone her age playing at a D1 level school should be burning more than enough calories running the court.

Agreed. She will be lucky to see 45 years old. She will be riding a cart through Walmart in her 30’s at the rate she is going.

she will never burn the calories like she is now and have access to medical care, dietitians like she does now.

to call it out makes us racists fat shaming haters. All I see is wasted opportunity. Stop eating and play in the wnba.

TruthSerium · Mar 10, 2026

That loss still irks me. The refs let Crooks just bump and travel all game. She should have fouled out early in the 4th.

Clown U started out 14-0 & ranked #10 in the country. They finished 8-10.

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