Flip it around..worse arse whuppin you ever got
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All you guys pining for a fight just tells me you’ve never been in a proper one.
In the old racquetball courts at McKee. Made out of cinderblocks, it was the Thunderdome of Starkville.
I had a tiny lefthander from Starkville High screw me into the ground on 3 back foot sliders in a row. The last one I was convinced he wouldn't throw 3 in a row and sold out. I was wrong.
I got in a minor scrape with a friend of mine in 8th grade, no idea what it was about, I would tell you he got the better of me, but he was the one that had a bruise on his face afterwards, while I was clean as a whistle, so it damn sure looked like I won.
You may not have heard about this but some Dad's beat their kids. The use the spare the rod spoil the child scriptures to excuse it. Hey guys, nobody beats a sheep with the Staff. They use it as a guide. Without guidance of course a child will go awry but beating? Nope
My grandad took a log chain and beat my dad with it as he put his foot on his neck. Why? His brother "Stole" a banana off the kitchen table and ate it. It was 1930's MS and no one cared about the beatings of men's wives or their children. A year or two later his dad kicked his mother down some stairs in a public place with witnesses and she bled to death. Nothing happened to him ever, wasn't even investigated.
Hopefully the other poster *** whipping wasn't as bad as my Dad story.
The worst school whipping I ever got was from the principal when I was a junior or senior. Guy ran track at State back in the 60’s or something, still ran and worked out. On this day they were busing all the elementary students to the high school auditorium for something. At the portico where they loaded and unloaded them there was a low spot where the asphalt met the concrete and it usually held about a half inch of water. Couple of us snuck into the chemistry lab and stole a couple of sodium metal rocks and placed them on the concrete at the edge of the water hole knowing full well that a six year old couldn’t resist kicking a rock in the water. There’s fifty crumb snatchers waiting under the portico waiting for their bus, we’re watching from the library window with a perfect view. Didn’t take long for one to start kicking rocks into the water. That sodium metal exploded, fire and sparks everywhere. Kids were screaming, running outside, running inside, hiding everywhere. Took probably 30 minutes to find them all. The teachers are freaking out, adults are running from everywhere. The chemistry teacher finds an unkicked rock and knows exactly what had happened and they start an investigation. They go full CSI and narrow it down to about five of us who had the opportunity to steal the sodium but nobody would squeal so they decided to whip all of us. Worst whipping I’ve ever had but I was guilty. Couple of the guys where innocent but took the whipping anyway because they thought it was funny. Couple of guilty guys got off Scott free.
I was absolutely getting the crap knocked out of me at the All Valley Under-18 Karate Championship in 1984 until I channeled the spirit of a crane (don't laugh) and kicked that SOB in the mother 17in face. As life has progressed, lots of people online say they look back at the whole episode and think I was sort of the bully and that jerk Johnny has become more sympathetic. So I think in the long run I've lost that fight in a way that cuts even deeper.
Still -- 17 Johnny and his freaking karate terrorist cult. I'd do it again.
Still -- 17 Johnny and his freaking karate terrorist cult. I'd do it again.
When I was 16, I decided to challenge my dad in front of my friends. I was supposed to be grounded, but I decided to tell him off. I got in his face, and the next thing I knew, I was on the concrete floor with him standing over me. He then told my friends if they didn't leave, he would beat their azz too. Killed all the pride I had, and I never challenge him again.
You spent 10 minutes in the bathroom cleaning each other up? Sounds like homo erotica, not that there's anything wrong with that. ****
Walked into the field house after practice one afternoon and a football beaned me in the back of the head, hard. I turned around and a couple of guys pointed to Nova Stokes, our all-conference linebacker. So I grabbed the ball and wacked him on the back of the head with it. Unfortunately, Nova wasn't the one who hit me, but the man had a temper and had just been wronged (unintentionally) by me.
He kind of scooped me up and chunked me into the piece of crap weight machine and I was all tangled up in those cables and pulleys, with a gash on my head and other places from bouncing off the weight stack. It could have been a lot worse, one time Kenny Miggins called him a p**sy and that led to the most brutal and effective set of haymakers I've ever seen.
He kind of scooped me up and chunked me into the piece of crap weight machine and I was all tangled up in those cables and pulleys, with a gash on my head and other places from bouncing off the weight stack. It could have been a lot worse, one time Kenny Miggins called him a p**sy and that led to the most brutal and effective set of haymakers I've ever seen.
The worst whipping from a fight? So, there were a set of brothers and couple of their cousins. They always hung out together and always want to fight because they rolled deep and you had to fight all of them.So, they were going to jump this guy that was about 5”5 120 lbs. That little guy was so scared. I felt bad for him. I told the guy to sit in his car, lock the doors and I will take care of it. Those bullies pulled up and got out of the truck. I picked the biggest and baddest one and cold cocked his ***. I started fighting 3 of them but I couldn’t beat all 3 of them. They blacked me eye but that’s cool. The little guy never got touched though.
Several from my Dad, with a brown leather belt that he wore every day. I deserved them all and they made me a better man.
The most disrespectful dustup I've ever been in was with a Hinds County Sherriff.
Me and a bunch of friends went to a tacky christmas party at Hal and Mals. Only issue was they were at capacity and not letting anyone in. So our group went across the street to some club (maybe club mardi gras) and it was like a south jackson white people night and here I am in a green turtle neck with santa on dressed like a complete dork. As the night progressed this rachet club had several tacky attired people come in like us. As we walk out together a huge HCSO redneck snatched me up like I was a bag of feathers and dragged me down an alley. I was probably 210 at the time. He threw me against the wall and started body shotting me while saying, "You have to be the dumbest mf'er in the world". The girls i was with were at the end of the alley by the road screaming at him he didn't do anything etc... After 17ing me up (nothing to the face) he put me in that arm behind the back lock and I thought he was going to dislocate my shoulder and said, "Say it! Say you're the dumbest mf'er in the world!" Here i am in a 17'ing santa claus turtle neck, getting my *** beat, yelling "I'm the dumbest mf'er in the world" and then the cop yanks me off the wall and pushes me 10 feet down the alley and says GTFO of here. I walked out of the alley to my friends who were watching and yelling and we left. I still have no good idea why any of it happened.
Me and a bunch of friends went to a tacky christmas party at Hal and Mals. Only issue was they were at capacity and not letting anyone in. So our group went across the street to some club (maybe club mardi gras) and it was like a south jackson white people night and here I am in a green turtle neck with santa on dressed like a complete dork. As the night progressed this rachet club had several tacky attired people come in like us. As we walk out together a huge HCSO redneck snatched me up like I was a bag of feathers and dragged me down an alley. I was probably 210 at the time. He threw me against the wall and started body shotting me while saying, "You have to be the dumbest mf'er in the world". The girls i was with were at the end of the alley by the road screaming at him he didn't do anything etc... After 17ing me up (nothing to the face) he put me in that arm behind the back lock and I thought he was going to dislocate my shoulder and said, "Say it! Say you're the dumbest mf'er in the world!" Here i am in a 17'ing santa claus turtle neck, getting my *** beat, yelling "I'm the dumbest mf'er in the world" and then the cop yanks me off the wall and pushes me 10 feet down the alley and says GTFO of here. I walked out of the alley to my friends who were watching and yelling and we left. I still have no good idea why any of it happened.