We stand here today encouraged. Our troubled and tormented souls have found an evening of peace. Our past has wounded our future but our men fought valiantly tonight and beat them no good lucky sum b#$&#s. They overcame a fan base trenched in narcissism and self righteousness. I can the hear...
Before the natural or volunteer state requests his services, we should have the gallantry to do what's in the best interest of our great land grant institution. We shall then ascend to great heights in all of college football glory.