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    Traffic Heads Up For Tonight

    Assuming you can access West Lot entrance by turning south from Isabella onto Ashland?
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    Parking Cluster

    Update on West Lot cluster: I just talked to my neighbor who has ST’s but no parking pass. He gets there early enough before tip-off, before the lot is full and asks the staff: how much for game day parking. Forty dollars they answer. And he’s in like Flint. It seems to be a sanctioned ticket...
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    Parking Cluster

    Salma mater, Praise be thine
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    Parking Cluster

    Timing is of the essence… Rolex
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    Parking Cluster

    And then you woke up.
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    Parking Cluster

    A friend of mine who has season tickets but NO parking pass, told me that in previous games (not including Illinois) he has entered the West Lot early. And by slipping some cash to the “parking staff” he gains entry. Don’t know if that happened last night, though. So Northwestern. And don’t get...
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    Parking Suggestions

    … on one leg no less.
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    Game Haiku

    Winning gains traction Cats bring snow cleats to Champaign Come home with a Hat
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    NUFH Championship Sunday

    Chicks with cudgels. Prince-done!
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    Game Haiku

    Small, low hanging fruit Snagged by Cats, as Goph’s go home Mini apple less (from the Vault, with revisions)
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    Game Haiku

    Cats put sleeper hold On hapless gophers as they Put their PJ’s on
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    Game Haiku

    As Cats wax weary Of all the Wrigley Field vines Ivies are jealous
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    Game Haiku

    The well’s dry this week Can’t haiku even today Victory assured
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    Game Haiku

    Haiku thread teeters On the edge of extinction Sic transit glori…
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    Game Haiku

    Abrasive alert We’ll lubricate the Trojans Frictionless football
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