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    Reasonable vs Have I Become An Old Man

    They're really not, though. The colors don't remotely match, but admittedly, the "Color: Brown" should've clued me in. ETA: I NEED GUARDRAILS!!1
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    Reasonable vs Have I Become An Old Man

    Same thing happened to me recently ordering a hat. I glanced at the pic online and ordered, and I never even saw "brown" as the color. But why the hell would anybody expect what appears to be a black hat to turn out doodoo brown? For MSU colors? Actual real life color:
  3. Turd Fergusondawg

    Look-A-Like Thread: 2026 Corndog Edition

    Same energy: Joseph Ebun / Dee from What's Happening Jordan Ross / Young Buster Douglas Jordan Bordelon / Middle-mustache challenged Zach Grace / Illinois Badger
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    Watching Dallas defense play football is like getting root canals on all 26 teeth!

    He sucks worse than Eberflus did last year, and they hired him away from the Eagles, where he was a defensive ASSISTANT coach.
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    Who put Ron Cooper in charge of Cowboy defense?

    Last night was Hutzler level bad.
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    I feel so sorry for Dak.

    I keep wishing that Dan Quinn gets let go from Washington, and the Cowboys hire him back. The Dallas D has sucked since Quinn left. How many DCs now since Quinn? 3? Zimmer, Eberflus, and this Christian Parker guy--who last night looked completely lost and scared every time they cut to him on...
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    Freddy is en route to Starkville

    Waze doesn't necessarily spread the news about dead trees blocking the road after ice.
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    Freddy is en route to Starkville

    When driving from Starkville to Texas, I end up on the Trace semi-regularly to cut around Jackson. Sometimes it sends me through Brandon, 471, and to straight to 20 in Pearl. I guess it depends on traffic. But I've spent more time on the Trace as an adult than I did as a kid before 25 was...
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    Look-A-Like Thread: 2026 Gump Edition

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    Look-A-Like Thread: 2026 Gump Edition

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    Look-A-Like Thread: 2026 Gump Edition

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    Why the 17 are we wearing all white at home?

    Ghey. White helmets demoralize everybody but Adidas.
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    Why the 17 are we wearing all white at home?

    Nevertheless, it’s ghey.
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    Why the 17 are we wearing all white at home?

    Inviting a jinx.
  15. Turd Fergusondawg

    New hat dropped

    This one's apparently for sale by Homefield Apparel.
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