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    Any word on how dickinsons visit went

    That’s alright, Keith Bogans will come in and seal the deal. Have a Dematha heart-to-heart with him.
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    Any word on how dickinsons visit went

    We need to create a CIA-type network of Kentucky Basketball spies all throughout the country. For instance our Philadelphia field office this week would have agents dressed in Villanova attire track and harass Hunter on his visit. We make his visit as unpleasant as possible, disguised as Nova...
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    Penny and Stansbury walk into a bar.......

    That’s true I heard Don’s hubby caught him and Shep Smith doing dirty work together! Nice picture to think about!
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    Penny and Stansbury walk into a bar.......

    Cal’s been awfully quiet since that brother from CNN got axed.
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    DJ Wagner is Iverson Classic 3-point champion!

    If Wagner shoots 35% from tree, I’ll take it. But agreed that we need a couple more icey mofos from deep.
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    DeAaron Fox fractured the tip of his his index finger in game 4, doubtful for game 5.

    That’s why the Chinese made fentanyl. Probably get a discount with the league’s connections. Bird wouldn’t let it hold him out!
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    CJ Fredrick to Cincinnati

    It was so awesome taking a crap on all the UC fans the following Monday at middle school on March 21, 2005. Sent Huggy’s drunk *** packin’ too.
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    UK officially announces Global Jam games in Canada

    So these guys won’t be drunk, hung over, and broke from the casino, right?
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    Roster as it stands now

    Yas Kween!
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    Northern Colorado wing Dalton Knecht to Tennessee

    Well he doesn’t look like the prototypical Calipari player. If we let him grow his hair out funky and got him to the parlor to get some rad ink, maybe Cal would’ve offered. Gotta have that cool Herro-like dialect too.
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    Livingston 50/50 on coming back apparently

    Getting my hopes up for the 38th consecutive player. Law of averages says we’re due for a returnee.
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    Dickinson straight from his mouth …insinuates Oscar not returning

    He high as hell just munchin’ with his seat belt on.
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    Timberlake to Kansas

    Who cares about shooting and fundamentals, we want guys with verticals and cool hair. Tattoos a plus.
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    Ladies, Gentlemen, and Smashcat I give you 7ft 11 Abiodun Adegoke

    Be surprised if he lives past 40. What’s up with the narration of these types of videos. As I get older I find myself not being able to understand people who can’t speak clear English. Know how my parents felt talking to Indians when they needed computer help.
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    SIAP: If you don't fully participate in NBA Combine starting in 2024, you are ineligible to be drafted

    Good, now we can do some Mossad or CIA stuff to our guys who are testing the waters/leaning to go to the draft. Delay their flights (call in bomb threats, etc.), slip a bunch of laxatives or other things in their food/drinks, call the cops and say you saw ‘em with a gun. ANYTHING to prevent...
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