We need to create a CIA-type network of Kentucky Basketball spies all throughout the country. For instance our Philadelphia field office this week would have agents dressed in Villanova attire track and harass Hunter on his visit. We make his visit as unpleasant as possible, disguised as Nova...
Well he doesn’t look like the prototypical Calipari player. If we let him grow his hair out funky and got him to the parlor to get some rad ink, maybe Cal would’ve offered. Gotta have that cool Herro-like dialect too.
Be surprised if he lives past 40. What’s up with the narration of these types of videos. As I get older I find myself not being able to understand people who can’t speak clear English. Know how my parents felt talking to Indians when they needed computer help.
Good, now we can do some Mossad or CIA stuff to our guys who are testing the waters/leaning to go to the draft. Delay their flights (call in bomb threats, etc.), slip a bunch of laxatives or other things in their food/drinks, call the cops and say you saw ‘em with a gun. ANYTHING to prevent...