Before the grilling season starts, I buy a giant bottle of distilled vinegar and let the grates and heat deflectors soak in it for hours. Its fun to add some arm and hammer too. This year I replaced the flavorizer bars, they were gross. I use a plastic putty knife to scrape the inside and then...
I got invited, through mutual friends, to a house party at an acquaintances new apartment. As I was sitting next the acquaintance who's apartment it was, I asked, "Hey who is that thick girl over there?" He said, "Um, my girlfriend".
Remember the good ol days when a 10 year old could pretend he was dipping and smokin with some big league chew and those candy cigarettes that would puff smoke ?
"Howdy Neighbor, the missus and I were playing with the idea of adding some outdoor living space to the yard. Maybe even a She-Shed, for some arts and crafts. The thing is, her hot glue gun needs to be plugged in and we'd have to run electric to it. So I got a survey from the town on account...